There are “Stars” in New Mexico?
Must be a pretty low bar to become a “star”. Glitz and glamor is doubtful. They don’t even know where they are holding it and it’s just a few days away!
Nothing over the top here…
At least I think this is supposed to be humor
Serious Qualifications on display here…
Because he has completed the Student Hat and “KTL/LOC” (not even “things” in scientology these days). You can bet he knows all about relationships and business. He’s a “chemist” too… Can probably tell you what drugs to take for your migraines.
I have a suggestion for you…
Why not focus on english speaking people? There are about 12 million of them crammed up in your faces.
We are clearing Portland…
One million lives…
Is this a pitch to distribute a million copies? Or an ad for the Oscars that will “reach” a million? Or a million paid tweets? Or what?
Pasadena is rocking
So much so this ideal org gets all excited about an SRD twinship completion. One.
Mighty My Mammy
Remember when they were “going to be done” in February?
Exclamation point! Does ANYONE know who Jackson Wyan is?
A bit presumptuous perhaps. You haven’t won anything ever…
And why did Valley introduce their executives at CC?
Pitch the public
They are going to win the birthday game by telling their public to win the birthday game
Ever notice everything in scientology is “rapidly moving towards” and “clearing is being made a reality” — it’s all about ongoing nothingness. Birmingham will NEVER make it this year. And they know it, but to acknowledge that would be “CI”.
No movement on earth like ours…
Yep, it’s massive. Unprecedented. It’s great. Bigly. Ginormous. If we just keep saying it, it must be true.
The Oracle of the Phoenix…
I can tell you right now what the Oracle is going to foretell. “We need your money. If you don’t have money, you must join staff.”
Mighty My Mammy
Be part of history by putting paper in old files — it will bring you “fame and glory”
That 70’s thing…
Still going with the 1970’s SO#1 quotes. Miami isn’t anything near what it was in the 70’s. And even then it was in a shitty building.
Another Ideal Org completion
Orange County creaming their jeans over one guy finishing the Student Hat
Tampa is no longer SH Size
They must be going backwards. They USED to be SH size… Now they are going for it again.
The hidden hand of Source…
Avoid the Vampire Personality
I can sum this up in a sentence. Stay away from ALL scientology registrars. Saved you a trip to Tampa where ironically you WILL be regged by vampires.
Nothing could be finer…
We are the hope of man — the ONLY hope
And Cambridge “ideal org” is demonstrating this on a daily basis.
Open the Floodgates
When are these floodgates going to have a anything pass through them?
Missing some folks…
This is TWO “ideal orgs” and their public. Looks like less than 70 people total…
Wait, what happened to the IAS?
How come CCHR is fundraising for itself? The IAS claims all CCHR “wins” are “made possible by your support of the IAS”
One time only briefing…
Here is the briefing: “Have L. Ron Hubbard lecture there each day in person. Short of that, it doesn’t work. Proof is 50 years of it not working.”
Might as well give up…