Collect the whole set and have SPTV birthday game standings! Who is winning this week in Bobble-head sales?

Escapee certificate numbers. Similar to clear cert numbers.

Haha, logical – the true business cycle of corruption. That’s what clever lawyers, off shore accounts, shelf companies etc is for isn’t it? You can only lead the pack for so long and before you lose the initiative completely, milk it any way you can for the dregs. Creating your own competition works too sometimes.
Tax exemption will only last so long anyway, be smart about it I suppose, I’m sure they’ve planned for it, like, up the crime investment or go live in Columbia and set up shop in the jungle.

I have always been outraged that Scientology has not yet been prosecuted under the RICO (Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act of 1970), the federal statutory scheme passed to tackle organized crime.

Cosa Nostra has money and John Gotti, the “Teflon Don” went down (legally speaking, not gunned down like so many others)

Sooooooooo, how about merch with:

Cosa Scientologa (bold letters)
tick tock (italics)

And I’ll take a coffee mug!

Or,
“Get the best BANG for your buck, travel Xenu Aviation.
Your one stop airline, a truly bonding experience.”

What do you think will happen when the cult realizes they can make more money selling anti_cult_scam products than they can make by perpetrating their traditional cult frauds?

We may get a new kind of cult called something like, “Fraudulent Cult Watch”.

Won’t it be interesting if this new kind of cult supplants the criminal cult we have grown to despise?

But how will they get Tax Exempt Status?

Written on a black travel eye mask in sans text in bold white, also with a little DC3 image with SPTV on the fuselage.

I think the SP TV crew caricature will be a hot seller wherever you plaster it.

I think y’all should make Fake/Temporary tattoos out of all the the logos and slogans.

They’d be a big hit at the next Howdy Con or book signing event. 🙂

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7KRktvj72E