Comments on: Dianetics Surf Team?

By: Roberta Kellogg

Roberta Kellogg — Mon, 26 Aug 2024 01:39:27 +0000

In reply to ValR. Val, I recently took a personality test online and since then have been receiving at least one email per day from the local Battle Creek Michigan org,trying to get me in to discuss my 'ruins'. I guess they didn't notice that I am the one usually out protesting in their front yard! Lol OSA is slacking on their investigations! Love your stories!

By: ValR

ValR — Fri, 23 Aug 2024 00:40:23 +0000

You don’t have anywhere near the stress level you will have after we get your name and address. And all for free!

By: Chris Shugart

Chris Shugart — Thu, 22 Aug 2024 19:10:22 +0000

Yow. They had to stretch the truth to the point of blatant fabrication. But have no fear, the clams will eat it up. Next thing you know there will be rumors that Machado is on his OT levels. And wasn’t Hubbard part of the early South Bay surfing scene in the thirties?

By: Doug Sprinkle

Doug Sprinkle — Thu, 22 Aug 2024 18:29:38 +0000

Is David miscavige developing an ideal surfboard. I think I read somewhere that Ron was ian accomplished surfer also?

By: Mikey

Mikey — Thu, 22 Aug 2024 17:06:14 +0000

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By: Iamfromanywhere

Iamfromanywhere — Thu, 22 Aug 2024 16:53:38 +0000

I bet the book was a giveaway for a foto, and a free stress test, that is allways free.
I love it, and laugh.

By: Newcomer

Newcomer — Thu, 22 Aug 2024 16:51:49 +0000

“Buy a book and receive a free “stress test” — stress tests are always free.”

So is the stress that goes along with the incessant demands for dollars that follow !!!!!!!

Yo Dave,
Ya gotta stop the bleach and ammonia thing and maybe, just maybe you will stop yer “irritating gas ” emmisions. Not likely ……. but it’s a maybe. We know you love maybe(s).

By: Apostate Alex

Apostate Alex — Thu, 22 Aug 2024 16:06:09 +0000

“Buy a book and receive a free stress test” had me laughing. It’s more like ‘get a free stress test & then we’ll make you buy the book!’

By: PlanetshipT

PlanetshipT — Thu, 22 Aug 2024 16:00:28 +0000

I saw the photos before I noticed the X post and thought this was an early 90’s flashback. The “see a thought” sign looks like something one of my buddies would come up with before he closed all the car windows, locked the doors and passed gas – then laughed hysterically as the rest of us tried to escape before the methane caused brain damage.

Maybe I’m thinking that because the same guy had a “fallopian swim team” T-shirt that had just a little more cachet than a “Dianetics Surf Team” shirt.

Looking back lots of my friends were weird … but weird in a fun way, not weird in a Dianetics Surf Team way.

By: Denny Owen

Denny Owen — Thu, 22 Aug 2024 15:44:33 +0000

Is that another version of the "Trucker Mudflap Girl" in the "See a thought" bubble?