Thanks Cindy, I just fired up my nonsense circuit and let her rip!

Scientology, the only game where everyone whines.

Thank you Mike for the biggest laugh I’ve had all day! You channeled DM and Dan Sherman all in one. It was like I was there listening to the Pope on a Box again. Well done.

My guess is when the ship becomes decommissioned, there won’t be enough OT VIII public to go on it because they aren’t producing VII’s in any big number and all the OT VIII’s are redoing Purif and Objs and SRD. So without public demand for OT VIII, there is no public to deliver to. So instead, I think they’ll move in on land to Flag, maybe even in the SP Building. And they’ll figure out some way to reg money for it and use it as they used Super Power Bldg for years to reg money.

I give you the Star of California in Hemet.

I had a lot of “counter-intention” when I found out upon arriving on the Freewinds that I was expected to surrender my passport without batting an eye. Why should I have to do that? It really bothered me the whole time I was there. I knew that it was a control mechanism and that it was a way to let us know who’s “in charge”. I didn’t like it at all and have wondered if it is legal to do that. I never found out and it became a moot point to me because I was determined to never go back to the “Freewinds” again. Looking at this again makes me wonder though.

“It hardly needs to be said that the Freewinds simply isn’t big enough to accommodate the crowds of people clamoring to get aboard, get trained, and take their next step toward redoing their first steps on the Bridge to Total Freedom. In fact, our statistics show that the ship is a full 47.3X too small to handle the expected greatest-ever numbers. Any lack of reservations was due to the fact that everyone assumed there was no room for them, so they didn’t even try! Those days are over, as Flag Land Base can squeeze in the needed number of students, guards, and registrars. And nonwithstanding that LRH took to the high seas to get free of interfering governments, we now control and influence the government to such an extent that it’s no longer needed…more proof, if more is needed, that we are truly, and without question “clearing the planet”!

For a limited time only, at the $2,000,000 donation level, you can become an Exclusive Premium Double Sapphire, Platinum-Encrusted, Unobtainium Knight’s Cross with Diamonds and Oak Leaf Clusters Private Triple Crown Golden Detonator Club Member. From among these lofty ranks, COB will choose one lucky being who will have the opportunity to purchase the rights to push the button and fire the scuttling charges that send the Freewinds to her final resting place at the bottom of the sea, directly over the wreckage of the Japanese submarine that LRH singlehandedly sank during WWII, saving California from invasion. For an additional fee, they can choose to have a picture taken wearing a replica of COBs Captain’s hat (with insignia covered) when they push the button. (Local orgs will soon receiving information on fundraising plans for the purchase of the button, wiring and explosives.)

Wouldn’t that possibly be out-2D?

It’s $100 per person if they share a cabin with three other people. I believe that used to be called “steerage.”