Yes RMycroft. In California, the County collects property tax. Not the Franchise Tax board. From the data to hand it appears to be a problem with timely filing of tax papers. Even if you own nothing ya still have to file.

Perhaps there’s standing orders not to pay anything called a tax? It could just be an administrative charge that they’ve never paid and the Franchise Tax Board finally suspended them?

Unlike Toronto and Montreal, where they probably have a chore making Dave understand that, yes, they really do have to pay property tax.

“Waddya mean? I won in 1993!”
“Those orgs are in Canada, and we lost there in 1999.”
“What?! Get our guy at the IRS to change that!”
“It’s a different country.”
“It is?”

🙂

Make sure you have a magnifying glass so you can see his so-called “package.”

“I’d like to massage his back with a cheese grater.” That’s what I like about you, Tommyj, you’re a sick puppy like me!

Tommyj, he bought those in ’86 and has never washed them because they’re his “special briefs” and he doesn’t want to ruin them. As I understand it, you can smell them from 50 ft away.

I suspect that your revelation, Mycroft, will be the first he’s actually heard of it. Thus heads will roll…and maybe some will blow?

Funniest RB yet. Lovely way to start a weekend.