Laughter!

Yes, I did understate the situation, didn’t I?

Being worthy of our contempt is way too high a goal, far too steep a gradient for this little sewer rat.

(Metaphorically speaking and with apologies to rats everywhere.)

A FEW tone levels?
I insist he go all the way up both the tone scale and the conditions to be even considered for our contempt.

@Alcoboy,
Yes, I can’t wait for him to be finally served.
What a coward he is.

Yo COB,
“Hiding” is not a high tone level.
You are beneath contempt.
To put a fine point on it, you’d have to come UP a few tone levels to be worthy of our contempt.
Much love,
Aqua.

Got that right, Aqua!
What? No comment from the Mighty Midget?
Oops. Spoke too soon.

To: Aquamarine and Alcoboy
From: David Miscavige COB RTC
Re: Making fun of Scientology.

OUR PRECIOUS SCIENTOLOGY TECH IS NOT CULT GIBBERISH!
ONLY WE HAVE THE TECH TO SAVE MANKIND AND ALL YOU PEOPLE ON THAT STUPID BLOG DO IS HINDER OUR PROGRESS!
THANKS TO PEOPLE LIKE YOUR MISERABLE DOWNSTAT SELVES, THOUSANDS OF POTENTIAL ORG PUBLIC ARE TURNING AWAY FROM US BECAUSE OF YOU AND THUS CAN NEVER UNDERSTAND THE TRUE METHOD OF PLANETARY CLEARING WHICH IS TO DONATE MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF MONEY TO ONE OF OUR PROGRAMS! I GUESS YOU DON’T WANT A CLEARED PLANET!
BUNCH OF SPS!

ML,
Dave.

To: David Miscavige COB RTC
From: Aquamarine and Alcoboy
Re: recent comm particle.

Wait. You’re trying to tell me that the communication particles we interchange on this blog are turning people away from Scientology?
WOOOOO HOOOOOOOO!
Aqua, it’s working!
It’s really working!
Have fun with the process servers, Dwarfenfuhrer!
Oh, I’m sorry. I meant, sir.
NOT! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !

No love at all,
Alcoboy.

I believe then she may wake up.

At least it’s happening for a good reason! For growing the funds in off-shore accounts!! Endlessly expanding!!!

Yes, they call this utter lack of responsibility with regard to their finances, this willingness to wildly overspend beyond their means “Spirit of Play”.

Yes, that glassy look! He is the ultimate Clueless Cult Creature! His expressions when he’s mouthing RB’s parody of cult gibberish are priceless!

And then…”our Debt Havingness Level” and our tall, cool glass of Cal Mag powder, stirred into
some delicious, apple cider vinegar.”

Nope, no, no its too much!

RB, what the hell have you been drinking, smoking, eating or otherwise osmosing lately?

Look, you’re frequently funny and always amusing but lately you have been non-stop hilarious!

We have to do a coffee table book out of your work, RB. I’ve decided; this has to happen.
Put it up for sale with proceeds to the AfterMath Foundation.

Or, of course, to you 🙂

And, hey, we can charge extra for leather-bound 🙂