Oh, and when you say “meager possession “, are you referring to the clipboard?

Salt Lake Org, eh?
Okay, here’s a joke.
Two Sea Org members are coming out of the org when they nearly collide with two young LDS missionaries going in the opposite direction. The elders won’t make way for the Sea Org guys and the Sea Org refuse to do the same for the two young elders.
Finally the senior Sea Org guy says with a sneer “Hah! Church Of JESUS CHRIST Of Latter-Day Saints? What a load of horseshit! Listen, you two! We in the Sea Org do not give way for people who disseminate false data!”
The two elders look at each other, then step to one side with a smile, saying “That’s okay. We do”.

Thanks for the sentiment Tom, but I mask it pretty well with conventional hangovers.

This I like! Also in the basket is that asshole ex-husband of hers who joined the SO decades earlier.
I think the appropriate background musical score for that scene would be Kenny Loggins’ “I’m Free”.

Ha, ha! And then he sends her sorry ass to the Hole for eternity as the RPF supposedly no longer exists!

Or Madge on a SENIOR Tricycle with her meager possession stored in the basket, Pedaling as fast as she can OUT the front gate to BLOW!

Lol. Whenever they came by doing recruiting, which by the way included SO showing up at your residence unannounced, I would just tell that I did LSD. They started to wise up by saying there was a invalidation of the LSD line by saying you didn’t actually take LSD but just something like lysergic acid. This line went that the diluted form wasn’t permanent so you were still eligible for SO. The lengths recruiters go to, whether SO or military.

Sick bastards. That was one boat that never would have sailed with me on it.

Here’s hoping that hangover wears off soon

Madge can also soak David Miscavige’s hands in Palmolive, and then dunk his sorry face in it.