I had Flag auditing … more than a hundred grand worth of it. 🙁

For my auditors…I would give a home to two of them. Any time. Another one,….I’d feed perhaps.

The rest…. not so much.

There was only one who was really gross with the auditor’s code, she was old and awful. The others were just too robotic or cold. (or had such thick accents the auditing was too difficult)

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At AO and ASHO I had a great auditor at both orgs, and a couple incompetent ones.

At my local org I had one or two good ones and several fumblers.

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Having said this… I didn’t really think any but the worst couple “didn’t care”.

I’ve held quite a few posts in my day, and I also know that there is extreme pressure on these guys. And when shit hits the fan, the teck guys get declared pretty quickly. Heads on pikes easily…

Low Admin posts were the safest and had less pressure.

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We do know that the dedication needed to be in Scn and on staff is such that most people are there sacrificing because of good intentions. Misguided and totally living on another planet, but not asshats out to harm.

Yes! He is a lovely presence here on the board, I too hope things are OK. We’d help him in a heartbeat if needed.

Mike would have his email addie and could check for us. Send our good wishes.

🙂

Hey, that just gave me an idea.

For Miscavige’s next birthday, let’s send him some parakeets that we’ve trained to say, “What are your crimes?” “What are your crimes?” over and over.

We could send some to Tom too only his would be saying, “Tom, Tom, you’re glib! You’re glib, Tom!”, and then laughing maniacally.

Not to argue, but the ones I had back in the day cared. The few I had were very caring. But that was a long time ago. The last auditing I had ended just before the first GAT was came out. I was never audited by a certified GAT ! or GAT II auditor.

Also for one reason or another I never got to Flag. When I had the time I didn’t have the money; when the money was no problem I was too busy at work. So I never made it there.

As I said, my last auditing ended right before GAT I. Between 2000 and 2005 I knew a girl who went frequently to Flag. Spent a LOT of money there. She was NOT happy. The way she described her auditing…I didn’t believe her. I was never audited that way! Secretly, I thought she was making it up, nattering, or whatever.

I was judging out of my OWN auditing experiences, the auditing that I had received over a decade before.

And I had no direct experience with Flag auditing. I knew NOTHING about the place apart from what we were told at events. Of course, since my auditing had been positive, done in my little org, I assumed (ahem) that Flag auditing would HAVE to be SUPERB.

So when this girl would tell me how pissed off she was, how unsatisfactory her auditing had been, I was shocked. I never wrote her up for this but would naively urge her to “get it handled” because I just could not conceive at the time that Flag auditing would be anything less than perfect, given that my own (again, done over a decade ago) had been just fine.

Today, after years of reading about Flag, about what that place is really like, I see that she was not exaggerating. NOW I have reality on how that girl’s auditing WAS a nightmare. And it was always her fault, according to her. Flag drained a lot of money out of her.

I’m still trying to figure this out. SOMETHING had to have changed, radically. i know about the 3 swing FN – that had to have been – and what am I saying? HAS TO BE a nightmare for anyone receiving auditing. Maybe other stuff too but I can see how that alone would really, REALLY fuck someone up.

Thanks Aqua. From Ron the Scam Man to Dave the Bagman.

Look at that mirror. Thank you.

Look at that enabler of a despicable organization with a thuggish leader. Thank you.

That’s a great name for a dog or a cat. Or better yet, a parrot or a parakeet! You could teach it to say, “What are your crimes?” Hilarious!