This is what I would hear when he would talk at events, but change Ginger to “Golden Age of Tech”, “Semicolons” and, “The blind leading the blind”. Oh, and the TC video. I thought…”I hope the press doesn’t get a hold of this”. But, they did.

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He won’t allow himself to be captured alive for that reason.

No doubt he has a concealed carry permit in many states. A guy who smashed a telephone booth with a baseball bat won’t be afraid of using a firearm.

For now, his priority is to pay lawyers to make sure he’s never indicted. That explains the testimonial overkill on the anti-critics’ Dead Agenting sites.

He probably stopped the beatings (but not the yelling) and reduced the number of incarcerations. He’s also making others responsible for carrying out his policies.

Thanks gman. Couldn’t resist pushing Dave’s buttons. He pulled it in!

Hi rivercs, Love love your wonderful ode! Perfect,you are sweet and kind.XO Ann B.

VERY nicely done! Big smile here!

Dave Miscavige went to Flag
In love with an idea:
To make the Sea Org live in hell
And babies disappear!

Chorus:
Dave Miscavige, cut it out!
Davey, stop your lying
Contraction’s 47%
And all your Orgs are dying.

Dave Miscavige, look around;
Your critics have arisen,
The IRS knows all your games
And soon you’ll be in prison!

(Chorus)

From a never-in and never-will-be-in, thanks to all of you ex-$cientologists who have spread the truth here and elsewhere.

Hi Kronomex, Your post calls for one final dip into the old beans and dogs of bad SP conditions,just one last tiny taste before that dish is no-more along with this Viscious Cult.dm look over your shoulder,all the money in the galaxy cannot protect you from your own creation Cos as you intended have at it! We will prevail.Always,Ann B.