Aqua, here it is: innerfreedom@mail.com

Massive! Cake smeared all over His face will humanize our dear Ecclesiastical Leader of the World’s Fasting Shrinking whoops I Growing Religion. Leave it to me. But I’m thinking; instead of a cake, maybe a pie would be better? Lemon merangue? Chocolate cream? Banana Cream? A whole pie. Could we talk Him into this? Would He be willing to take a pie in the face to generate millions of Ideal Morgue donations? I would bake it myself, with my own lily white hands – a nice, deep dish, fluffy lemon merangue pie. That’s the stickiest and the gooiest. Merange is very sticky… Oh, that would be so much fun…

I can see that picture generating a massive swell in IAS donations.

Yeah. Walmart.

Its always nice for a cult bride to able to choose her own wedding song 🙂

Or if the bride is a John Travolta fan she can select as her wedding march “Get On The Road To Freedom!” That would make the occasion very special!

Good points. Very good points and so much for my GI increase for the Freewinds ideas as their implimentation may conflict with Deal Leader’s “well deserved” vacations! Tiny Fists has his priorities, and decisions must always be made for the Greatest Good, and well do we know that Greatest Good always equates to Command Intention, which in turn is invariably whatever whim or caprice of his that Dear Leader happens to be indulging at any given time.

But what about his annual diving vacations? Sure, Tom probably has a yacht he could borrow, but Dave’s boat is likely bigger and has more sycophantic sea org members to cater to his every whim.

I haven’t seen that film and now I must 🙂

I don’t know if they are still within ‘code’, but when I view the Freewinds’ lifeboats the first thing that comes to my mind is “Titanic.” Does each lifeboat have its own E-Meter, or one for each passenger? How else will the survivors possibly decide which way to row to be rescued? I mean, it’s not like they’ve never been shipwrecked before, right?