The three headlines say it all…
Not only does this new meter now allow you not to think, it is THE thing that means “now we can really make it” and even more importantly, this meter is the “start of a new civilization.”
These hype phrases could be part of one of those games. Fill in the missing subject (new Meter/GAT/Basics/Congresses/Ron Series etc etc) and then add the “descriptors” to complete the sentence.
They keep using the same statements over and over and they describe anything from attending an event, to reading a book to running around a pole to completing OT VIII. Completely interchangable. What is most remarkable here is that you would imagine these poor fools were describing some NEW invention that will suddenly change everything. Yet admittedly, the Warehouse VIII performs EXACTLY the same function as the old Mark Super VII Quantum of Solace. It just does it “better”. Sort of like announcing that “new” Tide which washes clothes “whiter than white” is the earthshaking breakthrough that will suddenly change the face of the fashion industry.