This recent promotional item caught my attention as one of the more ridiculous pieces I have seen in a while. So it seemed perfect for a Thursday Funny.
They’re holding a “virtual” event (on 5 July) but you are supposed to “serve your favorite Independence Day food.” Is this a virtual leftovers event?
The poor fools have been working on “building” their “ideal org” to “create Man’s true freedom” for more than 15 YEARS and are no closer to having a building now than when they began. And of course, they will only start creating Man’s true (?) freedom once they have a building. Because Miscavige announced way back when that orgs could not make it unless they were “ideal” because they could not provide “all” of scientology. He analogized it to an auditing session. Unless you have an E-meter and a room and an auditor you can’t audit. And thus, unless you have a 50,000 sq ft fully renovated building with videos in Div 6 instead of people, you cannot deliver real scientology.
If Hubbard was around, he would have done an “evaluation” of the situation and found that Miscavige’s “Ideal Org” program had hastened a decline in stats and Miscavige would have been running around a pole for some years before being sent to the RPF.
Factually, “Ideal Independence” is probably a really good idea for Long Island and every other org — they need to become independent of the insane demands to buy and renovate an “ideal” building.
Our old friend Bryan Seymour is at it again…
Teaser is here.
Looking forward to this. It’s a blockbuster….