Thanks, you’re kind. Its a way to blow off steam, actually; a sort of therapy. I make myself laugh a little and feel better, not angry anymore. Still aware, not ever in agreement, but at least not trapped in anger. If whatever stuff I occasionally pour out makes someone else laugh a little, and feel better too, that’s nice to know.

That is very clever Aqua. Spot on .

Danny Sherman the thetan is not dead. He has a new little boy’s body, the first born son of non Scientologist parents. (Be assured they won’t be Wogs for long.)

Yes, man formerly known as Dan Sherman, speechwriter to the illustrious Captain Miscabbage is now quite the prodigy, a miracle child. He is living now in the valence of his former boss.

Instead of memorizing his ABCs and otherwise lisping his lessons in first grade, he’s…well, its complicated, so let me explain it another way.

nstead of any long explanation the entire concept of what the former Dan Sherman is now can be understood by being briefed of his very first spoken words, at the age of 7 months, all of a sudden, while lying in his crib, astounding his parents:

“Mom, Dad, good evening, and let me preface by saying how glad I am to be here, and how it pleases me to assure you that, whereas I am at present a mere infant on the Genetic Entity line, I am, nonetheless, absolutely in possession of the necessary awareness and full conceptual understanding requisite to, as your first born child, having spearheaded what we postulate to be a long line of homo novus valuable final products to be presented as evidence of your own, continual, second dynamic actions. Moreover, whereas the body you observe now is tiny and needy, and notwithstanding the incontrovertable fact that who I really am is not this little body at all but indeed a powerful, immortal Big Being with the total potential to control all the dynamics of this universe and all other universe, nonetheless I would surely be remiss in neglecting to acknowledge, individually and together, the continual care and support, along various dynamics with regard to the albeit temporary but initially vital needs of this infant body of mine, which you attend, without fail, so assiduously. Thank you. Thank you very much.”

🙂 🙂

I agree

Great piece indeed.

Reminds me of the first time I met Miscavage. He attacked me verbally in a closed space I could not escape from. But I couldn’t do or say anything because I knew it would be as if I’d done it to Hubbard himself since that is the policy. I knew at that moment exactly “who” Miscavige is and I wondered maybe he’s Hitler reincarnated?

Later when he took over I knew in my heart it was the end of the cult for sure.

Hip, hip, hurray Hitler, I mean Davey Boy. The most qualified SP ever.