Now, do I do this at the stress test table after the bookseller takes the e-meter cans away and then starts to get me to buy a copy of DMSMH on the claim that merely reading it will cure all my ills?

I should know as I was a Mormon for thirty four years. Went through the temple and everything.

Once again, Aqua, you hit the nail on the head. When I read this article my first thought was “Oh, no! Not this horseshit again!” Not at Mike but at the cult! Here they go again! “We sent our Volunteer Ministers into the countries of Pastafuglia and Spaetzlestein which have been at war with each other for over a century. We gave away over a quadro gazillion copies of the Way To Happiness while we were there. Thanks to this action, the dictators of these two countries are meeting in Paris to draw up a treaty that will end this horrible conflict. Three cheers for LRH!”. Ad nauseam.

Just reading this now. “Wherefore” this is hilarious!

Thanks but actually I did question it and get it now. After posting this I did a little superficial research. Russia doesn’t have very much arable land. 80% of it, mostly east of the Urals is some sort of arctic tundra that is either frozen all year round or frozen part of the year and kind of spongy in the few warmer months. Aside from it being unfarmable, the cost of infrastructure is extremely high because of the condition of the land. Also much of Russia has very long, bitterly cold frozen winters. But aside from that, the country is depopulating. The death rate has exceeded the birth rate for a long time. So what they need is people, pretty desperately. People, and technology too, I would think.

“But Russia? Good lord, there’s just nothing but land, its endlessly huge…I don’t get it.”

It’s nonsense, that’s why.
But that’s the dominant Western narrative.
Don’t question it.
Just accept it.

a) Did Xenu cause the Wall of Fire?

b) Did Xenu dump body-thetans onto earth which Scientology does five steps of exorcism to free those body-thetans off our human bodies?

c) Is Xenu the reason “Advanced Orgs” of Scientology teach and practice the exorcism/soul-freeing to get rid of the body-thetans attached to their human bodies?

d) Does “Advanced” really mean exorcism/soul-freeing?

e) Why do you Scientologists do so much exorcism on OT 3, 4, 5, 6 and 7? Are humans full of so many of Xenu’s R6 implanted body-thetans that we need that much exorcism?

The solution to encountering street disseminating Scientologists truly is to talk Xenu and body-thetans to them:

a) Is it true that when you get to OT 3, 4, 5, 6 and 7 of Scientology, you do years of soul-freeing/exorcism to exorcise Xenu’s R6 implanted body-thetans off your human body?

b) Is it true Xenu caused the Wall of Fire?

c) Is it true that if Xenu hadn’t dumped all the body-thetans onto earth, then today us humans would be having all the spiritual problems which those body-thetans are leaking over to our minds?

d) Are humans really full of so many body-thetans that it takes OT 3, 4, 5, 6 and 7 to get rid of them all? That’s a lot of exorcism you guys do to yourselves.

e) Did Hubbard not think of a better way to get rid of all the body-thetans, like why didn’t he come up with some Group Processing for soul-freeing all the body-thetans or something?

f) Why can’t you guys admit Xenu caused the Wall of Fire and he also caused the full 4th Dynamic Engram which includes the R6 implanting Xenu did to all of them?

Cut and paste the above, and say the above to street Scientologists, and guaranteed, they will shy away from you.

Xenu and body-thetans talk is like garlic to vampires.

Xenu is pronounced ZEE NEW
body-thetans is pronounced BODY THAY TONS

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Xenu and body-thetans simple talk, use the above, will sweep the streets clean of disseminating Scientologists. Test it out.

Use the power of Hubbard’s own brainwashing to see Scientologists squirm and make themselves scarce.

yes, when training cult bureaucrats, a surprising number of Dianetics books ended up in trash cans rather than being sold to newbies. The cult paperpusher trainees would just toss the Dianetics books, and report they sold them, but those books ended up in landfills.

Good idea! Give Putin a copy of the Way To Happiness so as to cure his compulsive land-grab obsession. I mean, doesn’t the guy have enough land? Honestly, I can understand, if not condone, England, France, Spain, Portugal, Holland and Germany needing and wanting more land and just going and grabbing it. They are, after all, rather small countries. But Russia? Good lord, there’s just nothing but land, its endlessly huge…I don’t get it. But I digress. Give Vlad WTH!!!!