To: Dotey OT
From: David Miscavige COB RTC
Re: allegations of failing orgs.

OUR ORGS ARE NOT FAILING! You only believe that because that evil, rotten Rinder wants you to! I need you to visit one of our lovely orgs and see the buzz of activity that occurs!
Again, our orgs are not failing!

ML
Dave.

To: David Miscavige COB RTC
From: Alcoboy
Re: above comment.

Who are you kidding?

No love at all,
Alcoboy

To: Glenn
From: David Miscavige COB RTC
Re: traps

There are no traps in Scientology! We are not seeking to entrap anyone! We are only seeking to use our super-duper straight up and vertical awesome tech to rid the world of SPs like yourself and bring sanity to an enturbulated world! We are not seeking to lie, cheat, deceive or con anyone out of money! We are the most ethical group on the planet!
So stop being entheta!

ML
Dave.

To: David Miscavige COB RTC
From: Alcoboy
Re: ethics in Scientology.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(whew!)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh, Dave! You are a riot!

No love at all,
Alcoboy.

Aqua, I think we’ve barely started to see consolidation. It’s clear the focus is moving more towards “mecca” in Clearwater, and as I’ve seen suggested the CofS may ultimately have to get rid of some of their lesser known and under-utilized properties in Southern California, though I think they will keep the prominent flagship buildings. And it’s been pointed out that even in Clearwater, they may have to consolidate in the downtown, eliminating some of the almost unknown outlying berthing as the sea org shrinks, and going back to using lodging properties for housing as guest counts go down.

The cannibalizing and hollowing out of the local orgs is certain to go on, but I expect the buildings will be kept open like Christian Science Reading Rooms, as long as DM is around and staking his reputation on the myth of “unprecedented expansion”. Whatever regime comes next is almost certain to have a real reckoning, though.

To: Jere Lull
From: David Miscavige COB RTC
Re: outer-org guests.

Listen, Jere, if that is your real name, we have never treated public from other orgs as crew! We only reserve that treatment for SPs like yourself. So start making case gain by stopping the spread of all this entheta like how we treat guests. Your eternity may very well depend on it.

ML
Dave.

To: David Miscavige COB RTC
From: Alcoboy
Re: Above comment.

PPHHHHHHHBBBBBBBBBBBB!
Asshole!

No love at all,
Alcoboy.

To: Aquamarine
From: David Miscavige COB RTC
Re: Lies about comped hotel rooms

DAMMIT, AQUA! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I WARNED YOU NOT TO SPREAD FALSE ENTHETA ABOUT ANYTHING IN SCIENTOLOGY! NOW YOU’RE IN ARC WITH THAT SP RINDER THAT WE ARE SO DESPERATE FOR HOTEL OCCUPANCY THAT WE ARE GIVING AWAY ROOMS FOR FREE!
LIES! LIES! LIES! I INSIST ON AN IMMEDIATE RECANTING OF THE ABOVE COMMENT OR THERE WILL BE REPERCUSSIONS!
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

ML
Dave.

To: David Miscavige COB RTC
From: Alcoboy
Re: the Scientology hotel network.

Don’t get all out of joint. Who wants to stay in your Fleabag Inn anyway?

No love at all
Alcoboy.

Thanks, Jere 🙂

Richard— scientology has been “out of service”
ever since Dwarfenführer® ascended to power. He doesn’t even bother to promise unattainable powers he then has to seem to try to delivery. All the marks receive in exchange is, perhaps, a piece of paper or an UGLY bowling trophy.

^^^, Aqua. It’s always entertaining to hear your viewpoint.

Its the Golden Age of Consolidation!

Watch Flog gobble up one M’Org after another!

Hubbard Schmubbard; HCOPLs be damned; Flog is Hungry, you dig?

Hey, Still Ins: the next M’Org that vanishes could be yours.

And once your M’Org’s public is plucked and coerced to get all its services at Flog instead of at their hometown Ideal M’Org, once this happens to you, you’ll learn the hard way the huge difference between an organization and a building. Big difference, you see. An organization is NOT a building, you see.

But then, possibly this is dawning on you now? Better late than never.

Too bad you didn’t word-clear these terms 10 years ago, though.

If you had you might have avoided getting that 2nd mortgage, ordeclaring bankruptcy, dressing up in chicken outfits for fundraisers and of course all those Pirate Parties where you had to pretend your were having a marvelous time while the cult squeezed out every last dime out of you!

And all for nothing because anyone in your pissant Ideal M’Org is going to Flog for their services now.

Its Command Intention! Its the Golden Age of Consolidation, and The Time Is Now!