Denise Duff, Jenna Elfman, Trish Duggan, then that well travelled, badly overdressed bottle blonde bag of Tom Whatsisname’s (not Cruise – you know, the super tall male Whale with the scary smile) and then…oh, let’s see – yes, Grant Cardone’s gargoyle Elena – I’d like to see all of these White Trashettes in “Real Housewives of L Ron Hubbard Way”. Have them scheming and plotting, fighting and snarling about who gets the biggest trophy from Miscavige; whose husband gets this year’s Freedom Medal.

Maybe even better would be “Who’s Overt is it Anyway?”

Where they read an overt out of random, but well known parishioner’s folders. The overt is read to the audience, to many guffaws and snorts, or perhaps even gasps!!

Then hundreds of thousands or millions that have ever done some sort of confessional somewhere in some religion where they do that, have a brain puckering moment.

We gotta clean this place up.

They could make The Hole into a reality show! “The Hole Track” – who gets to go free? Who has to stay? Who gets an extra portion of slop? You decide!

Good one! Scientology sure does a lot of lying underneath their propaganda self praise.
Scientology under lying, lying under their wordage.

If they went from 17 viewers to 170 viewers in one year, that’s a 1,000% growth rate, which almost certainly would eclipse any other religious broadcaster currently on the air. But of course, that’s not exactly a ringing endorsement of their success.

In 2023 their viewership increased by 76%, one of the biggest jumps in the entire TV industry. Here are a couple links about that network.

https://variety.com/2023/tv/news/most-watched-channels-2023-tv-network-ratings-1235850482/

https://www.greatamericanfamily.com/2023/10/04/great-american-family-reigns-as-tvs-fastest-growing-network-for-eleven-consecutive-months/

While it’s true in some cases, it’s not always the filmmakers choice. Several past documentaries ended up on $CN-TV because $cientology paid either the distributor, or procution company, who are in the business of making money for the next documetary to be able to air them.

But he missed so many of his other major Scientology empire flaws, although being the “founder” boss, he could just rip up things he wished ripped up.

I wonder what the learning curve is on such people like Hubbard, which although he did rip up some of his old rules, he left in place some draconian bad regulations that traumatize all concerned to this day.

Life isn’t long enough to have society fix nutters in their midst like the Hubbard nutter.

If he had more time to see things were NOT being grandly solved by his quackery pseudo-therapy/exorcism-soul-freeing techniques, I wonder if he would have changed things more of his empire.

The KSW Hubbard policy writing is like a cult guru’s service fac (unreasonable unfixable self-righteousness).

I wonder if life for cult gurus was longer, would they admit failure and eat crow about it all.

I’d read a book which is a compendium of all the final thoughts of the world’s history of gurus and saviors. Just their final honest self assessments, summarized, that’d be a useful book I’d liked to have read before joining any non-traditional mystical like group.

Chuck Beatty
1975 to 2003 Sea Org dupe staffer