They dub “canned” laughter into the Int events, don’t they? I once had a private viewing of a Maiden Voyage event and free use of the controls and was able to go over COB’s jokes several times. Like on sitcoms, you hear a lot of general laughter then a couple signature cackles that betray the dub. I’d love to have someone who worked at Gold confirm this.

Why don’t they pipe “canned” crowd noises into the Div 6 area? For the sake of folks (like me) raised with more of a homey “our house is your house” attitude (mi casa es su casa, Gemütlichkeit etc.).

Like was mentioned upthread, I sat down and watched one video, then got up and found a live person to talk to. If I recall correctly, that person was giving my kids and I a tour of the new ‘Ideal’ org. Having been involved with church renos for nearly a decade, I wasn’t easily impressed with square feet of perfect drywall and signage. I’m an old timer, and expected to see some sort of meat on the bone, like bodies in the shop. Well, there weren’t many to speak of, but the staff and the place sure did look sharp. I mean, the empty chapel with 300 chairs was mighty impressive, as were the endless, empty course rooms. Mighty sharp, and they even had that new course room smell!

The last time I was there, the place had been open for business for well over a year, but it was just as empty as the first time I toured it. So much for cogniting at the push of a button, eh?

Great insightful post, R L-B.

SSOA, How dare you spill the beans about what is essentially GAT 24?

Is it COBs fault that his brilliant program can’t be released out of sequence, i.e. until GAT 3-23 fail, and particularly not until there is an Ideal Orgs wlithin walking distance of EVERY remaining Scientologist.,

Do you not comprehend the brilliance of COB here? Think of it! Don’t you see that we must earnestly plan for Orgs to be in walking distance of every Scientologist given the distinct possibility that by that time every Scientologist will be so broke they won’t even be able to afford to drive or take a bus. And in fact he’ll even be be too sick to walk, but, never mind, . GAT 24 is designed to fully handle that.

Point being, COB is working his guts out for Planetary Clearing, and all you can do is joke and degrade.

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TOTAL ROBOTISM “THINK”. See Hubbard’s policy on ROBOTISM. David Miscavige manages Orgs planet wide with ROBOTISM views!