Praise Xenu for that!

Chuck Beatty
ex staff 75 to 03

I think the “freezone” has gone the way of Scamology as a whole. Dead in the water. One can only chase BT’s with an electronic butterfly net for so long before one stops deluding oneself…

His Most Illustrious Holiness, Our Beloved COB, insists that all of this Ron bashing cease at once. Do you not know that you are attacking the second greatest man who ever lived, the Greatest being Our Beloved COB?

Look at all the wonderful things our founder has done for the world! Why:
In 1958 LRH saved the entire cotton crop in the south by entering into two way comm with the boll weevils and asking them to leave.
In 1943, while on active duty in the navy, sunk a Japanese aircraft carrier with only a pair of chopsticks.
It was LRH who saved Proctor and Gamble from bankruptcy in the early 1960s by creating the character Mr. Whipple and casting Dick Wilson in the role.
I could go on but the accomplishments of this great being are too numerous to list here. To reiterate, Our Beloved COB insists that these attacks cease at once.

ML,
Midshipman Shanaynay Muhammad Nation of Islam/Sea Org speaking for David Miscavige COB RTC.

To: Shanaynay Muhammad nation of scotch swilling COB or whatever grandiose title you gave yourself!
From: Alcoboy
Re: Getting your facts straight.

First of all, we only pointed out how pointless it was to sing birthday songs to a dead man. Second, all that horseshit about LRH talking to boll weevils and sinking ships with a pair of chopsticks is laughable. And third, you tell your infamous piece of shit COB that he can only hide from process servers for so long.
By the way, are you still locked up?

No Love At All,
Alcoboy

I was never a fan of applauding a photo or the cheering when I was ‘in’. It felt so contrived…. I’m soooo happy we’re OUT 😎

As a never in it has always been interesting to here about former members thoughts and experiences. Especially in these types of cases with the events that go on in Scientology.

Hubbard in one of the photos is leaning awkwardly into a small group of other people’s conversation, he’s not being given any attention, and he’s sort of butting into other people’s conversations awkwardly.

All of Scientology is like that photo, awkwardly butting into human history, and not for society’s benefit for sure.

Hubbard’s Xenu R6 implanted body-thetans exorcism/soul-freeing I don’t think is humanity’s problem, thus the OT 3, 4, 5, 6 and 7 exorcism/soul-freeing Hubbard inventive “solutions” are just a waste of time and money.

Hubbard’s Scientology butting into the world and not doing anyone a favor, but taking a lot of people’s time and money and doing worse to them.

Yes, I remember when the first birthday came around the year Hubbard died, and we began this odd habit at the birthday.

Odd habits follow cult leaders’ already odd lives, birds of a feather, contagion of aberation.

Following in the cult leader’s wackiness. The LRH Offices in all Hubbard empire facilities is odd enough. Singing for the dead cult founder, kind of cements followers into the odd Hubbard world.

I wonder if the freezone indie Scientologists bother to sing for Hubbard, I wouldn’t if I had ever been at a splinter Scientology LRH birthday “event.” which I don’t even think they hold, good for them.

Chuck Beatty
ex Sea Org 1975 to 2003, I lived through a lotta LRH birthdays when he was alive to when he wasn’t.

and I’m so glad I’m not wasting a moment of it at the LRH Birthday Event.

In the beginning I enjoyed them

after some years they were just torture

Hip Hip Hurrah, freedom from the bra

Cindy I was laughing too when I wrote it. Hope they don’t stole the idea.

Lol. That’s exactly what the little goblin is doing since decades.