Zero – No no, if you mugs want to carry on believing that nonsense, then feel free. Make sure you don’t spontaneously combust though, you devils! (Miscavige heard guffawing in background and saying “they believe this shit!”)

All praise to the British. That scientology ad depicting two volunteer ministers “in action” pulling a stretcher, one of whom is inexplicably wearing a tuberculin mask, (LOL!) pushes the limits of absurdity! How satisfying to hear authorities called them out for such a gross misrepresentation of who and what they are. Talk about stolen valor, that’s the definition of it.

Volunteer Ministers also suffered a PR setback in the UK when the Advertising Standards Authority forced them to promise not to repeat press adverts which suggested that their activities were on a par with the Red Cross.

This was based on photos taken of them when they had insinuated themselves into real relief efforts.

https://scicrit.wordpress.com/2015/07/08/the-uk-advertising-standards-association-acts-on-scientologys-volunteer-ministers-advertisements/

Better yet, these advert was placed to counter the bad PR from the release of Alex Gibney’s documentary film “Going Clear”.

Uh oh, cue Foolproof and his asinine defense of Hubbard in three…two…one…

Good point, James. Yes, I think Hubbard did steal valor. If I recall, he even claimed he got medals that he in fact never received — and that would definitely be stolen valor (cf. https://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/Cowen/warhero/medals.htm).

Hi OSD, You may stay always in our spare room! We won’t charge for oatmeal, hot water or soap.Vino & Kona coffee will be one cent.Told you Walter was cheap! PS if your wife comes she and I can leave you men to your own devices! Love U,Ann

Hey, even if I’m not fleeing the cult, can I stay in your spare bedroom?

Postulates solid enough to write on them? Wow! I make soup out of my postulates….

My favorite version is where fatso reveals himself to be Lucifer. A very, very fat Lucifer, but Lucifer nonetheless…..

And Jose? Stop taking dumps in Hollywood!!!!!!! I’ve been through every earthquake since ’71. It always gives me the jitters!

“So sad. Was he twenty-something?” No Mary, he was stupid-something…