Man oh man that is exactly what the little Evil One did! Right to the heart of the matter by convincing these jerks that they’ll “go free”, attain Native State and clear the damned planet with their Straight Donos. And they’re so guilty for not joining staff or the Sea Org (I’m projecting possibly; I know I felt guilty back in the day) that they throw money at him and get these ridiculous tin trophies and Who Cares Bullshit Status’s conferred upon them in return, their consciences assuaged.

What a con job!

I absolutely do see it now but I’m still in a state of semi shock at what I’m seeing!

Aqua, now you can see that Miss Cabbage streamlined Hubbard’s operation by just creating a money grabbing machine without all those pesky auditors, sup’s, PCs and students. Cut right to the heart of the matter.

CASH!

His stats were better than Hubbard’s back when Ron ran the show personally.

Of course it was Mike.

I SHOULD have known that was Hubbards personal stat. But, still have PTSD to this day and have to monitor crap that creeps into my thinking to this day.

@OMG,

Oh My God!!!!

(Sorry, couldn’t resist.)

Seriously, now – I am gob-SMACKED.

HUBBARD created this stat?

But but but… CASH is NOT a PRODUCT. Cash is an EXCHANGE FOR a PRODUCT. How the hell can money – no matter the scope of activites for which the money is received in exchange – how the hell can money in a bank account be of itself a VFP? By definition VFPs are goods or services that are exchangable…OK, forgive me while I agather my wits to mentally processing this.

OK, I got it, and this is totally f**ked!

No WONDER DM finds it perfectly alright to not deliver auditing and training!

No wonder he claims monumental. worldwide expansion of Scientology while delivering nothing except large tin trophies and “status”s conferred upon the sheeple. (Actually, strictly speaking, THESE would be the VFPs. “Number of Tin Trophies Delivered” and “Number of Status’s Conferred” etc. Its hilarious!

Now I understand the underlying insanity. Its baked IN. Miscavige not only gets away with doing this, he’s ON POLICY doing it! LOL!

Too nutty – too funny. I am chuckling away here…Thanks for “enlightening me” OMG and Mike 🙂

True, that was the stat of the CO CMO Int/WDC Chairman. Hubbard’s personal stat was HIS revenue…

Aqua, I’ll give you a fun quiz. (with the real answer)

So CMO International is the TOP of the scamology church management structure. The head of it is the CO CMO Int. So if YOU were looking to give the very top manager of all orgs a stat in scientology what would YOU assign?

Probably something like number of OTs & classed auditors made internationally? Sounds rational for the post right?

Well, Hubtard when writing policy for that level could manifest his true self because it is all super secret and hidden. The stat SHOULD align with the VFP’s right? (per Hubtard policy).

Drum roll…. The stat to measure the total VFPs of all scamology orgs was…

The Amount of cash in the SO Reserves .

The orgs could all be shut down and as long as that cash kept coming in (no matter the means or source) the person running ALL of camology would be upstat per Hubtard.

Hubbard set that up! Created this stuck flow and made it Policy. Wow. Thanks for setting me straight. That about equals the Birthday Game for unworkability.

Actually Hubtard set up the one way flow I’m talking about. He enforced it with policy. Miss Cabbage had nothing to do with it.

Looks like Chat GPT took a lesson from ole El Con himself in preparing a very long winded answer to a very simple question. In all fairness, you did ask for a conversation!

My long answer is …….. YES.

Yo Dave,
Whaddayasay ya ole grifter??? Got any long winded dissertations to share as you rearrange yer deck chairs on the barge?