I think you meant Amway only cleans your wallet. And that’s not exactly true… there is brainwashing in Amway too, just of a lighter variety.

I’d prefer to co-audit it with this homeless guy I just met. Wanna be our C/S?

That’s because he was out of P.T.

What P.T. Barnum said was sometimes seemingly conflicting with his general philosophy and behavior, but L. Ron Hubbard was the same way. Both said many things that were really good, and others that were the complete opposite. But he was good at manipulating people, and successful with the circus he created. PT Barnum, the L.R.H. of the 1800’s.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P._T._Barnum

Phineas Taylor “P. T.” Barnum (July 5, 1810 – April 7, 1891) was an American politician, showman, and businessman remembered for promoting celebrated hoaxes and for founding the Barnum & Bailey Circus. Although Barnum was also an author, publisher, philanthropist, and for some time a politician, he said of himself, “I am a showman by profession…and all the gilding shall make nothing else of me” and his personal aim was “to put money in his own coffers”.

The False Porpoise Rundown is something else. “NO! Flipper was a dolphin, not a porpoise! Flunk! Report to Ethics immediately!” And then you get flensed.

HCO bring burgers!

marildi, L Con taught his followers to LISTEN and NOT to look. He also told them to not learn logic as it will drive one crazy.

Holy Cow! P. T. Barnum said THIS? Amazing. Because he also said, “Never give a sucker an even break.” Maybe he was schizophrenic or something.

A prodigy, no less.

“HCO, bring order!”