Not to worry…I hear they will put their millions to good use next weekend with yet another Super bowl commercial. The NFL denied a veteran’s organisation airtime for their “please stand” message…but absolutely, the cult message – now that deserves airtime.

She has children? Oh…poor children…

I’m a freelance graphic artist so all the layout errors jump off the page. Most of these flyers are absolute amateur.

I’ve taken to marking all SCN mail “REFUSED. RETURN TO SENDER.”

My daughter wants me to fill in the card and send it back.

Have you taken drugs? Yes! All the drugs!
Do you have any debts? Yes! I owe millions!

There is some question about psychiatric care…thought I’d mention drug and shock therapy…to go with my lobotomy.

Laughter – My wife calls me a dickhead all the time. I don’t get no respect. At least your wife doesn’t call you a jackoff.

My wife calls me Little Dick all the time. Weird thing is my name is John.

Agreed, The cult’s billions could be helping so many, so much.

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Dick is a nickname for Richard. My father was Arthur Richard and went by the nickname Dick while I remained Rich or Richard.

A couple of my little league coaches called me Dick. Occasionally they would call on the phone and ask for Dick. Mom would ask, “Do you mean Big Dick or Little Dick.” Mom had fun with the coaches.

Every single day.