AJ, you just don’t get it. LRH was nothing more than the ‘Founder’ while DM is the Almighty Exalted Supreme Ruler of Teegeeack and the MEST Universe. Why, this guy’s super powers are so awesome he was able to persuade the
IRS to give tax exempt status to Scientology! LRH could never do that! And, by the way, it was my main man Miscavige who gave us the Golden Age of Tech as well as the Golden Age of Knowledge! Can’t you see how Scientology has gone astronomical because of the Almighty David Miscavige?

What do you mean ‘no’?

Makes you wonder how John Travolta and Kelly Preston are doing with their mission.

To: Sammy Suppressive
From: David Miscavige COB RTC
Re: what you just said.

DON’T YOU EVER SAY THAT TO ME AGAIN! No one shows disrespect toward the Supreme Ruler of Teegeeack and the MEST Universe without due repercussions! So you just watch what comm particles you send to my exalted presence!

ML
Dave.

Ha, ha, ha. This has been fun. Thanks!

To: L Con Blubbard
From: David Miscavige COB RTC
Re: your return.

And I just told you what would happen if you DID return! Hi ho,hi ho! It’s back to Target Two you go!

So, have you made that bologna and cheese sandwich like I told you to?

ML
Dave.

Ah dwarf-en fuhrer. Your assumption of the valance of Xenu is so, so appropriate. Only a DB such as you could do so with such impunity and idiocy. It is also interesting just how soon you forget the facts. You flunked your auditor training back at Saint Hill, or don’t your recall? The only work you were ever capable of performing was checking crew’s quarters during “white glove inspections”. As I recall that was the only position you were ever qualified for. Truth be told I should have listened to your father back when I mentioned the notion of promoting you to the mess hall. Ah, yes. You failed me there too so it was back to white glove inspections again. I even permitted you to retain that post despite numerous KRs disclosing your taking bribes to overlook conditions that were the source of all those nasty aromas I am so sensitive to. I should have listened to my intuition and convened a Fitness Board and had you expelled from the Sea Ogre as unfit for duty. I promise it’s going to happen the moment I return. You’ve made such a mess of things while I’ve been away; you will never be forgiven by me or anyone else.

To: L Con Blubbard
From: David Miscavige COB RTC
Re: you coming back

Oh, no you don’t! I’m the one who sent you to Target Two back in early 1986, remember? If you make any attempt to come back I will use my powers as Supreme Ruler of Teegeeack to send you back there! So go make yourself a bologna and cheese sandwich and audit OT49 or whatever!

ML
Dave.

Hubbard did indeed have enough insight, to describe many of the typical human behavioral and organizational traps, that he and Scientology ultimately fell into – or the human weaknesses, that ultimately they chose to cynically exploit.

IY, that’s a very good point: why don’t some of the “public” like Chan who do these promo events, put their money where their mouths are, and open missions and show us just how good they are at making a success of things and “disseminating”?

The answer, of course, is that Scientology’s approach and reputation are so disastrous, that a new mission is inevitably going to be a flop, and it has ended up creating flaps when “whales” have opened one and then been faced with the ugly realities. These people certainly aren’t the ones who actually have what it takes, to find a way to “make it go right.”

Back in those days we didn’t have to ask or answer up to security. We took loafing time 🙂
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