We can always HOPE that one day….some how…some way….one of these cases turns into a CRIMINAL CASE.

Hopefully the basket weaving is NOT the kind of Basket that people “go to Hell in a hand basket” type of thing…..I’d surely pass on that!

Wish I could make the “open house”…..pot luck would be a good idea….I’d bring some baked ziti with meat sauce if I could attend..

LOL Valerie. Nice to hear from you.

Thanks Jere, Mark, Sky 🙂

Now, wait, Valerie – clean and attractive? I’m an LRH PURIST. My place will be just clean and attractive enough so that you won’t be REPELLED, OK?

As to what’s for dinner, Robert King, the menu plan is a work in progress but be assured I’ll be sparing no expense: baked clams, unlimited bologna, koolaid of course…I’ll keep you posted.

Seriously, everyone, I’d love to have a huge party with all of you. Rent a hall somewhere, do it up right, have a blast. If I had the money I’d fly you all out to ________where I live, put you up in the very best motels 🙂 OMG I JUST GOT THE MOST OUTRAGEIOUS IDEA.

Let say I were really rich – I’m not even close to be so by any means but lets say – ok, I’d pretend to be someone else and call up my local org and offer them an OUTRAGEOUS amount of money to rent the auditorium for my party. I could call it a birthday party or something and the amount I’d offer would be so Yuge they couldn’t turn it down. THEN, WE’D ALL SHOW UP – surprise! An SP Party. Can you imagine the looks on their faces. Ok, I’m being very silly now and have to go home and go to sleep.

Thanks, Valerie, and yes, this is indeed vital and confidential basket weaving data with actual footage of me weaving a basket from start to finish…got it on how excited you are… More good news, you’re confirmed, and won’t have to eat standing up! Hope you like baked clams.

Basket weaving? Well why didn’t you say so? Vital information there. Of course we won’t even need to be fed dinner if there will be basket weaving classes. I’m so there. Wait, my fingers typed to fast. That should read I’m so out of there.

Skyler,

That’s an easy one. Some Canadians live in Canada.

PS. You really live in an igloo, don’t you, I mean, that’s what I learned in skool 😉

Robert,

It will be potluck, with a side of regging with a minimum entry fee of $10 to step across the thresshold into the clean and fairly attractive setting. Can’t you read between the lines? 😉

Robert King said: “The scam is over. People aren’t buying it anymore.”

Well, Praise the Lord! Speaking of which, have you heard the Good News?