Maybe their theme song it Rubber Duckie. I think Ernie sang it on Sesame Street. Or, it could be the kid song Little Duckie Duddle. At any rate it all seems a bit child-like, which is more than a little scary IMO.

And that guy joining Columbus staff…wow. That is not excitement on his face. What I see in his eyes is defeat. That’s the look of a man who has given up being in charge of his own life and knows it.

http://www.xenu-directory.net/documents/corporate/entities.php?groupby=jurisdiction#j-5

And if or when they open the Ventura facility being moved from Santa Barbara, one might think they’d have to confront that making California “ideal” is not only not resulting in a boom, but not even halting the loss of locations and membership, though since all the real statistics about that state of things are hidden from the remaining uncritical bubble dwellers, that probably won’t pierce their reality distortion field.

“A certain animal you’d want to feed an apple to over a picket fence. ”
Now, Aquamarine, stop talking about David Miscavige that way. Be nice.

Uh, PTL? Jim Bakker?

Maybe the cultists are attempting to channel Howard the Duck. Wasn’t he an alien from a far, far ga-lax-ie? Perhaps the plastic duckie worn ’round the neck is a viewable stand in for Xenu?

Yes, I’m sure he laughs at them sometimes and other times just shakes his head in wonder at their utter stupidity, or ignorance, or both. And they go out of their way to LOOK ridiculous too. I suppose that looking ridiculous is their concept of “spirit of play”. With all the information out there about the cult, its hard not to be contemptuous of them. Its hard to have compassion for them. Hard for me, anyway.

Yes, someone spent money giving her blindingly white-capped teeth but it was a cheap job because they’re way too big for her mouth. She looks like a certain animial you’d want to feed an apple to over a picket fence.