@GL,
OMG, this is cute.

Yes, really, where the hell IS Big Being #3 And Then There Is Me with this mess in Ukraine going on?

I mean, FLUNK, Tom! You KNOW you’re the Only One who can handle the hell out of an International Hill 10 like this!

Now, put on your Big Being Hat, hop into one of those planes of yours and drop into Ukraine…and handle the hell out of this situation, OK? Or must we get you written up for violating “Hats, Not Wearing” ? START!

Ha ha ha! Yeah, Briget, good point; “enLIGHTENED” – made lighter – in a very literal sense…

😂 😂 😂

And then they will all be required to line up, hands out and filled with rubles to hand over.

But they will be HAPPY. And enlightened, the Scientology Way. 😱

And four Sooper Dooper Sooper Powered OT 8’s will hold hands and go back in time and stop Putin from invading the Ukraine. Or create a giant force field around around the country and teleport all the Russian troops back across the border. Or turn Little Tom into a sooper powered Cruise missile who will fly in and scream at them until they leave.

Wait…wait…load up the biggest cargo plane in the world with tons and tons of bottles of scotch and a tiny rabid dwarf and fly around the Ukraine and he will bombard the Russians with thousands upon thousand of empty bottles. Rinse and repeat, invasion over. Hooray, Dwarfinator Dwinksalot saves the day.

Yep, nothing like counting dead and blown bodies to get the count up.

Putin’s men will be curious; of course they will read WTH, have cognitions of magnitude and cease their attacks. Ukrainians also will be curious and take shelter under the bombs and shelling and so forth to read WTH, with their own cognitions.

Enlightened Russians and Ukrainians will then line up at the VM tents for touch assists, nerve assists. They’ll be hugging one another and together clamoring for more enlightenment, more Scientology.

And sure, back at the Kremlin, Putin will at first be very angry about some little booklet interfering with his takeover of Ukraine but its a given that once WTH is in his hands he also will cognite, bigly, about how silly he was, sending in these all these tanks to a sovereign country.

Really, its that simple. Scientology IS going to handle this. The IAS WILL handle this, as they handle ALL world emergencies and catastrophes. All that’s needed and wanted are tens of thousands of Way To Happiness booklets and a few hundred Scientologists to take some time out of their busy days to go to Ukraine. The time is now.

“I’m passionate about family and the future generation. So as my grandkids grow up and time moves on I been asked myself, “What am I leaving them?”

Heads up: Nothing, Ms. Sigur-Ramza. You’re leaving them nothing.

Because in case you still have anything now once you join staff you won’t have it for long.

Some advice: If you want any of your cult friends to show up and pay their respects, try not have your funeral on a Thursday afternoon. When you get ready to drop your bod, keep this in mind.

Thanks Briget. I hope things go well with you too and that no other young people are sent to be shot unnecessarily.
We hope that something changes quickly here, otherwise times are hard.
Among other things, as prime minister we have a guy named Mario Draghi.
Those who know him well then know how ‘lucky’ we are.

Take care.

Cyndi, I doubt that the CofS has all that many more than 10,000 active members these days. Having two-thirds or half of the membership on or through is no longer realistic, and they rely for having gotten as far as they have on counting a lot of people who did so fairly long ago now, and many of whom have either left or are deceased, essentially using their go-to ruse of cumulative statistics over history.

Ah, Loosing – sending sympathies and my hopes for your country to come successfully through this. For all of us, really, as we watch our country (I’m in the US) fight what I hope will be the last stand of the Entitled White Men.

Enough already.