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		By: Alcoboy		</title>
		<link>https://www.mikerindersblog.org/thursday-funnies-318/#comment-511276</link>

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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2023 17:16:55 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[In reply to &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.mikerindersblog.org/thursday-funnies-318/#comment-511200&quot;&gt;Aquamarine&lt;/a&gt;.

Maybe he needs to do his Student Hat all over.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In reply to <a href="https://www.mikerindersblog.org/thursday-funnies-318/#comment-511200">Aquamarine</a>.</p>
<p>Maybe he needs to do his Student Hat all over.</p>
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		By: Aquamarine		</title>
		<link>https://www.mikerindersblog.org/thursday-funnies-318/#comment-511204</link>

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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2023 00:38:34 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[&quot;WHY CHICAGO?  WHY NOW?&quot;  - Palmer Dernehl.

&quot;Well, if you MUST know, its because I call myself a singer and a songwriter but nobody knows who the hell I am, and, frankly,  it feels good to be love-bombed by all my Scientology friends and the Sea Org members for signing a staff contract.  Plus I&#039;m also supposed to be a model and an actress as well, and that too has been going nowhere, and meanwhile I&#039;m not getting any younger, I&#039;m getting close to my Hollywood shelf life without scoring any role of importance, and its kind of depressing, if you want the truth. That&#039;s right, I&#039;m depressed.  In short, all of this acknowledgement, all of this attention and praise  I&#039;m getting, however temporary it may be, is balm to my soul, and it saves my ego too because I can always tell people that I forfeited a tremendously promising career to help Mankind and Clear the Planet.&quot;  -- Palmer Dernehl]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;WHY CHICAGO?  WHY NOW?&#8221;  &#8211; Palmer Dernehl.</p>
<p>&#8220;Well, if you MUST know, its because I call myself a singer and a songwriter but nobody knows who the hell I am, and, frankly,  it feels good to be love-bombed by all my Scientology friends and the Sea Org members for signing a staff contract.  Plus I&#8217;m also supposed to be a model and an actress as well, and that too has been going nowhere, and meanwhile I&#8217;m not getting any younger, I&#8217;m getting close to my Hollywood shelf life without scoring any role of importance, and its kind of depressing, if you want the truth. That&#8217;s right, I&#8217;m depressed.  In short, all of this acknowledgement, all of this attention and praise  I&#8217;m getting, however temporary it may be, is balm to my soul, and it saves my ego too because I can always tell people that I forfeited a tremendously promising career to help Mankind and Clear the Planet.&#8221;  &#8212; Palmer Dernehl</p>
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		By: Aquamarine		</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2023 00:20:59 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[In reply to &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.mikerindersblog.org/thursday-funnies-318/#comment-510842&quot;&gt;Jerry In Sarasota&lt;/a&gt;.

Jerry, 
 
Not to disappoint you but many OTs have already communicated this problem.  Recently a special Closed Door Briefing by COB was given to select OTs on the Freewinds  concerning this. 

Now of course much of this CDB data was confidential however the good news is,  I have it on VERY good authority that  finding your TV remote in the couch is one of the MAJOR  EPs of OT9.  

But of course  although they&#039;re all written up, OT9 &#038; 10 cannot be released until ALL Scientology orgs are Ideal. 

Frankly, its a tangle! 

But as we know, the way out is the way thru.

COB urged all the OTs to closely inspect EVERY way they could possibly contribute every possible material asset of theirs in order to make the Ideal Org program a 100% success - even if it would entail selling their TVs on Ebay.  In which case they wouldn&#039;t need a remote anyway, he said.

Hope this helps.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In reply to <a href="https://www.mikerindersblog.org/thursday-funnies-318/#comment-510842">Jerry In Sarasota</a>.</p>
<p>Jerry, </p>
<p>Not to disappoint you but many OTs have already communicated this problem.  Recently a special Closed Door Briefing by COB was given to select OTs on the Freewinds  concerning this. </p>
<p>Now of course much of this CDB data was confidential however the good news is,  I have it on VERY good authority that  finding your TV remote in the couch is one of the MAJOR  EPs of OT9.  </p>
<p>But of course  although they&#8217;re all written up, OT9 &amp; 10 cannot be released until ALL Scientology orgs are Ideal. </p>
<p>Frankly, its a tangle! </p>
<p>But as we know, the way out is the way thru.</p>
<p>COB urged all the OTs to closely inspect EVERY way they could possibly contribute every possible material asset of theirs in order to make the Ideal Org program a 100% success &#8211; even if it would entail selling their TVs on Ebay.  In which case they wouldn&#8217;t need a remote anyway, he said.</p>
<p>Hope this helps.</p>
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		By: Aquamarine		</title>
		<link>https://www.mikerindersblog.org/thursday-funnies-318/#comment-511200</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Aquamarine]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2023 23:50:48 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[In reply to &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.mikerindersblog.org/thursday-funnies-318/#comment-510763&quot;&gt;Alcoboy&lt;/a&gt;.

&quot;The reason I joined back staff is simply that I know too much.&quot;

Um...&quot;joined back staff&quot;?

 English grammar could be safely eliminated from that of which this man knows too much.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In reply to <a href="https://www.mikerindersblog.org/thursday-funnies-318/#comment-510763">Alcoboy</a>.</p>
<p>&#8220;The reason I joined back staff is simply that I know too much.&#8221;</p>
<p>Um&#8230;&#8221;joined back staff&#8221;?</p>
<p> English grammar could be safely eliminated from that of which this man knows too much.</p>
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		By: Aquamarine		</title>
		<link>https://www.mikerindersblog.org/thursday-funnies-318/#comment-511186</link>

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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2023 20:01:40 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[In reply to &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.mikerindersblog.org/thursday-funnies-318/#comment-510983&quot;&gt;GL&lt;/a&gt;.

You&#039;re spot on, GL.  Still Ins have memories like sieves.  If they could remember what was important they&#039;d remember ALL the promises made them for the past 30 years at Int Events; the many promises one after another about COB having finally found &quot;The Real Why&quot; and thus opening the door fora plan for Planetary Clearing &quot;in THIS lifetime&quot;.  A parade of &quot;Real Why&#039;s&quot; going back to 1988, one after the other going back over 30 years.  Sickening.  And they keep accepting whatever this criminal tells them, and paying for it - paying thru the nose for whatever the Real Why Flavor of the Year happens to be,  believing in it, going into debt for it...until it peters out, and  next &quot;Real Why&quot; is furnished.   Very sad to see this.  Sad and sickening.  They don&#039;t have memories, these OTs, they&#039;re robots, continually programmable in present time to believe whatever they&#039;re being told at the moment. And getting continually stressed, physically sick and financially screwed all the while. Some OTs...yeah. End of rant, thank you.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In reply to <a href="https://www.mikerindersblog.org/thursday-funnies-318/#comment-510983">GL</a>.</p>
<p>You&#8217;re spot on, GL.  Still Ins have memories like sieves.  If they could remember what was important they&#8217;d remember ALL the promises made them for the past 30 years at Int Events; the many promises one after another about COB having finally found &#8220;The Real Why&#8221; and thus opening the door fora plan for Planetary Clearing &#8220;in THIS lifetime&#8221;.  A parade of &#8220;Real Why&#8217;s&#8221; going back to 1988, one after the other going back over 30 years.  Sickening.  And they keep accepting whatever this criminal tells them, and paying for it &#8211; paying thru the nose for whatever the Real Why Flavor of the Year happens to be,  believing in it, going into debt for it&#8230;until it peters out, and  next &#8220;Real Why&#8221; is furnished.   Very sad to see this.  Sad and sickening.  They don&#8217;t have memories, these OTs, they&#8217;re robots, continually programmable in present time to believe whatever they&#8217;re being told at the moment. And getting continually stressed, physically sick and financially screwed all the while. Some OTs&#8230;yeah. End of rant, thank you.</p>
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		By: GL		</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jan 2023 20:59:16 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[In reply to &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.mikerindersblog.org/thursday-funnies-318/#comment-510771&quot;&gt;Aquamarine&lt;/a&gt;.

“Curing amnesia on the whole track.” 
That&#039;s a misprint, it should have read “Causing amnesia on the whole track.” 

How else are they going to gouging returnees if they cure amnesia. Can&#039;t have them remembering even a few of the however many of the zillions of time they were bled dry of whatever currency was in use each time. $camology would consist, in this part of time, of a raving dishevelled and grimy little man living in a filthy shack surrounded by piles of empty bottles and screaming at anyone who walked past about how he used be someone that others looked down...I mean up...to.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In reply to <a href="https://www.mikerindersblog.org/thursday-funnies-318/#comment-510771">Aquamarine</a>.</p>
<p>“Curing amnesia on the whole track.”<br />
That&#8217;s a misprint, it should have read “Causing amnesia on the whole track.” </p>
<p>How else are they going to gouging returnees if they cure amnesia. Can&#8217;t have them remembering even a few of the however many of the zillions of time they were bled dry of whatever currency was in use each time. $camology would consist, in this part of time, of a raving dishevelled and grimy little man living in a filthy shack surrounded by piles of empty bottles and screaming at anyone who walked past about how he used be someone that others looked down&#8230;I mean up&#8230;to.</p>
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		By: xTeamXenu75to03chuckbeatty		</title>
		<link>https://www.mikerindersblog.org/thursday-funnies-318/#comment-510925</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[xTeamXenu75to03chuckbeatty]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jan 2023 11:25:49 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[One thing that has never happened, but which I expected, all through my Sea Org and Scientology life, was that the leaders failed to become Staff Status 7 and 8.

In a Hubbard Flag Ship Order, one I used to post in the OODs almost weekly, stated that all Sea Org members become Class 8 and OEC trained.   (Which when you update this, that means they become eventually Class 12 and OEC/FEBC/PR trained.)

It never was widely pushed, to expect the Scientologists, all of them, to get up to Class 8 at least, and for staff, to get up to Class 12.

The movement members don&#039;t really push themselves nor does Miscavige, nor any of the other leaders all through my time, 75 to 03, never pushed or targetted out to get themselves up to Class 12


Miscavige has had ample years to become a Class 8, Class 9 and Class 12, but he hasn&#039;t.

It&#039;s almost a key failure that the runway to become a Class 12 is impossible, but it&#039;s a condemnation of the subject that the leaders aren&#039;t all Class 12s.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One thing that has never happened, but which I expected, all through my Sea Org and Scientology life, was that the leaders failed to become Staff Status 7 and 8.</p>
<p>In a Hubbard Flag Ship Order, one I used to post in the OODs almost weekly, stated that all Sea Org members become Class 8 and OEC trained.   (Which when you update this, that means they become eventually Class 12 and OEC/FEBC/PR trained.)</p>
<p>It never was widely pushed, to expect the Scientologists, all of them, to get up to Class 8 at least, and for staff, to get up to Class 12.</p>
<p>The movement members don&#8217;t really push themselves nor does Miscavige, nor any of the other leaders all through my time, 75 to 03, never pushed or targetted out to get themselves up to Class 12</p>
<p>Miscavige has had ample years to become a Class 8, Class 9 and Class 12, but he hasn&#8217;t.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s almost a key failure that the runway to become a Class 12 is impossible, but it&#8217;s a condemnation of the subject that the leaders aren&#8217;t all Class 12s.</p>
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		By: NomeBee		</title>
		<link>https://www.mikerindersblog.org/thursday-funnies-318/#comment-510906</link>

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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jan 2023 07:52:56 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Gosh, that Melbourne photo shocks me to see so many kids and teenagers being drawn still today. I just finished your book and now I’m reading Steve Cannane’s. Both remind me that   high control groups are an important child-protection issue for policy makers in Australia.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gosh, that Melbourne photo shocks me to see so many kids and teenagers being drawn still today. I just finished your book and now I’m reading Steve Cannane’s. Both remind me that   high control groups are an important child-protection issue for policy makers in Australia.</p>
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		By: Katherine		</title>
		<link>https://www.mikerindersblog.org/thursday-funnies-318/#comment-510892</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Katherine]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jan 2023 04:12:13 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Hi Mike,

I was curious how you get issues from Central Ohio.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hi Mike,</p>
<p>I was curious how you get issues from Central Ohio.</p>
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		By: Jerry In Sarasota		</title>
		<link>https://www.mikerindersblog.org/thursday-funnies-318/#comment-510842</link>

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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2023 14:10:25 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Maybe going OT can help me find my TV remote in the couch.]]></description>
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