Yes. More so than that Family Guy spoof of Dick Van Dyke.
“It’s the BEEP Van BEEP Show starring BEEP Van BEEP!”

Okay. I’m all for that!

Alco, first, no worries, I know why and with what usage you employed that term.

There is just so much easily mined material for cult satire that one hardly knows where to begin.

Juneteenth in Chicago would be a terrific time and place for a huge stunt. A very large African American population there. Can you imagine the uproar in the media if it became generally known that LRH made liberal use of racial slurs (Niggers, Chinks, Japs, Spics and of course Wogs and by the way “Po Whites” as well – he mimicked their speech and mocked them too). The Congresses are full of his stories using these terms.

Oh, hi Alco. Well I didn’t know Miscavige always celebrates his ole birthday on the Freewinds. OK, then, that’s where it will have to be. Makes things a bit more complicated but we’ll work it out. However, Cruise, although I suppose he’ll have to be one of the party guests along with the other whales and celebs he can keep his clothes on, please. That’s where I’m drawing the line. He can be part of the cast but he’s not appearing unclothed in any fantasy I direct. You’re welcome to be Script Advisor though 🙂

Is this on or off the Freewinds? My understanding is that that’s where the Mighty Midget usually celebrates his birthday. I heard that one year he had Tom Cruise take his pants off and do that ‘old time rock and roll’ diddy from Risky Business!

How about that Juneteenth celebration at Chicago Org?
Hey, I got an idea! Let’s sneak in there while they’re playing some L. Ron Hubbard diddy about the equality of all races and replace it with a recording that goes like this:
MARY SUE: (sigh) Ron, I just can’t keep up this house! This Rhodesian weather is getting to me! The housework is just too much!
RON: Well, Mary Sue, go get yourself a nigger. That’s what they’re made for.
Then sneak back out just as the riots break out!
Imagine the next day’s headlines:
SCIENTOLOGY FOUNDER DROPPED N BOMB IN 1959.
(By the way, please forgive my flippant use of a racial slur. It was the only way I could think of the bring out what LRH really thought about non white persons.)

Speaking of birthday cake, here’s my fantasy for Miscavige’s next birthday:

First, somehow, we capture Shelley and get her out of Trementina or wherever she’s being held. (I know, I know, but this is a fantasy, OK? So humor me.)

Then, we clue her in on everything she needs to know to be on our side, and to go along with what will be the prank of the century (forthcoming, don’t get impatient.)

WE SUCCEED. She is totally on our side. (And no – no law enforcement, not yet.)

Then, we safe house her somewhere, and rehabilitate her physically, mentally and emotionally. If she’s too thin we plump her up a little. We get anything she needs to look her absolutely best self DONE – hair, cosmetic surgery, dental work, skin, clothes, whatever. We let her go anywhere she wants IN DISGUISE. We just make her safe and happy again and we make her look TERRIFIC.

Then, we get someone on the inside of the Sea Org on our side. Someone who makes decisions about Miscavige’s birthday celebrations, specifically.

Then get a HUGE gag cake made for Miscavige.

And finallY;
He is sitting there at his birthday bash. The huge gag cake is brought in. He’s sitting there with Lou, grinning smugly because he’s sure that some stripper is going to come out of this big fake cake. Instead Shelly, looking great, wearing a lovely evening gown bursts out, singing Happy Birthday to him – Surprise! and at that instant two CW policemen materialize and escort her safely from the room to the nearest police station or the FBI or something where she sings like a canary in another way.
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That’s it. Do I have an imagination or what 🙂