Wait. I need to go to a coffee shop for ethics handling?
Me and Aquamarine?
What did we do? Oh, that’s right, we’re SPs!

Re Flag Special Technical Training – the 3 people pictured all look like teens to me. Assume they signed up for sea organd have given up their rights to marry whomever they want and have children and see their families when they want. They fail to mention these things.

Well Midshipman Cletus Hogjowl, I just want to clarify that Karl DID say “Sometimes auditing people CAN help people.” I myself can attest to this. I’ve had some fantastic coffee shop auditing in the past and all it cost me was a meal at Denny’s. I should get my purposes rehabbed and give it another go since I am now eligible for the senior discount Denny’s so generously offers and that auditing would be even cheaper!. As for Alcoboy and Aquamarine, they should get their asses into Denny’s for some good ‘ol coffee shop ethics handling. It’s the best and you don’t have to do silly shit like write up Oh Dubs that you have made up.

Karl I totally agree. The fact that this is not even a little bit present somewhere in their DNA shows how far they are from any rational and objective reality.

To: Bognition
From: Office of COB RTC
Re: Recent comm particle.

Our Beloved COB is pleased that you are aware of the many breakthroughs happening in Scientology and that you are willing to financially support this Golden Age of Scientology. Your donation of $175,000.00 will not only secure your eternity but also confer upon you the prestigious status of Patron Super Sanctimonious in the IAS.
This status entitles you to wear the pin of this status which is the Patron Super Sanctimonious emblem studded in rhinestones symbolic of the blood you pledge to shed via your cash donations to the IAS which will help further the aims of Scientology.
We await your donation.

ML,
Lieutenant Commander Miecyslav Bonarunski
speaking for David Miscavige COB RTC.

To: Karl Woodrow
From: Office of COB RTC.
Re: Recent comm particle.

Our Beloved COB has received your comm and is convinced that you lack correct data on The Aims Of Scientology. Our Beloved Founder L. Ron Hubbard stated in many of his PLs, bulletins and congresses that Scientology’s primary purpose is to make the able more able. To carry out the activities you are advocating such as helping the homeless and poor would be serious out-exchange and would possibly install ser facs in beings who are complete effect and are not at cause over MEST and the eight dynamics. Such beings cannot be helped by Scientology as they are not able in their current status and therefore cannot be made more able. Our Beloved COB advises you to abandon such fallacies and devote yourself to making the Able more able. COB also advises you to not is any comm particles from two entities known as Alcoboy and Aquamarine. These two entities are Suppressive Persons who will try to convince you that the words of Our Beloved COB are nonsense and are not to be trusted.

ML,
Midshipman Cletus Hogjowl speaking for Captain David Miscavige COB RTC.

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“The fastest expanding org on earth?”

I gather FEBC stands for Funds Extorted By Coercion.

Er, any liquid cash you may have.

Any level of credit-card debt (as an OT, you’ll be on course to fix it).

Any fixed assets.