Way to funny!!!

Yours Truly,

Jethro Bodine of Beverly Hills

Inventor of the Cement Pond
IAS Double Patron Meritorius With Cheese
Ideal Org Platinum-Coated Humanitarian
Super Power Conned Contributor
Planetary Dissem Biggus Dickus Supremus Centurion Warrior
Ideal Walking Automated Teller Machine
Inter-Galactic Masturbating Space Monkey

The lack of visitors would keep more people from being infected.

Good point about Inglewood. They should have put it in El Segundo. Closer to LAX, and then they could have totally used the Tribe Called Quest classic to advertise. I Left My Wallet in El Segundo is a WAY!!!!!!! better fundraising anthem than Dauntless, Defiant, and Resolute, or the pathetically whitebread We Stand Tall. Not only would people leave their wallets in El Segundo, but you’d have repeat business because, as the song goes, you gotta get it, you got got to get it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WILyWmT2A-Q

Seriously, that song had to be about Scientology. Kid’s getting in trouble in a long adventure in the Cali desert after mom leaves for a month on a cruise ship. . .

Do they actually read this crud when they send it out and, more importantly, compare it to the last crud they sent out – or do they think the public are drones with 5-second memories?

And as for the use of exclamation marks. I have no words.

Oh, I like the Vulcan Girl. I guess I’m just weak for nerd girls 🙂

But the little kid in the first poster – Celebrity Center Graduation – on the left margin, 1, 2, 3rd photo down on the left margin – the girl in the pink dress holding a cert for something, probably for donating her piggy bank to the fucking IAS. That just breaks my heart. She’s maybe 12. That poor kid. The SO recruiters are probably already fighting over her.

Yeah, that’s pretty it 🙂

Yeah, Scientology’s one thing – practice it or don’t, I don’t care. Have fun auditing.

But the study “tech” and *especially* the admin “tech” are beyond useless. No major business anywhere in the world uses the Fatman’s 80-pound, 8-volume morass of wasted paper known as management “tech.”

The scientists who designed, built, and then rocketed to Mars a pair of machines to explore its surface managed to master the knowledge required to execute that exceptional feat without the Fatman’s “discoveries” in the field of education.

As for Fatso’s “discoveries” in the field of computer science and cellular communication technology… oh, wait.

Yep, that was the modus operandi. Inane orders to M9 KSW, repeatedly. True – many people do have MisUs on KSW (ha!) but nevetheless was totally aggravating. Training line ups for staff also being changed constantly as well, with interjections of “Executive training” (i.e. some daft course that the Exec thought you needed to make sure you stayed on that post under him or her and not get promoted – or trained as an auditor)) as you say. Actually the failing was Qual never applying Qual Senior Datum HCO PL or having the guts or power to do so. Or rather OESes and Chief Officers never supporting Qual in these instances.

And on top of all this out-tech we have harsh ethics being used against supposedly the most ethical people on the planet (which they are mostly to be fair), donations scamming and hey you Org Boards. Arbitrary after arbitrary being thrown into Orgs. It is a wonder that some still have the lights on.