100 Maintenance Staff = 100 RPF Members working their asses off!

Twins often have a sort of hyper-bonding on a mental/spiritual level. Is it any wonder that DM’s sister turned out so screwed up, bonded to him?

Amazing. Mama Miscavige was carrying not one, but two raving crazies in her womb at the same time.

“cognite” is not a real word in any world other than LRH’s

True, and it’s far from the only word that’s unique to Scientology, but it’s very useful. Much less a mouthful than always have to say, “had a revelation”.

IMO she looks like an alcoholic and/or a hard-drug addict , not a mere pothead. She’s haggard and gaunt. Potheads don’t look like that. Frequently they are plump because marijuana increases the appetite.

Well don’t forget, Aquamarine, that there is no need to do Student Hat first before Basics because now the Basic books have their own built in dictionary at the back of the book in the glossary, defined by none other than the grand Pooh Bah himself. Who needs standard tech when we can be spoon fed by the grand Pooh Bah.

Got it, MIke. Guess we’ll have to wait and see what indeed is meant by “GAT II”. Rest assured I’ll be glued to your blog, I’m still shuddering at the concept of some newbie Scientologist who wants to be an auditor first navigating his student ship thru all the Basics’ space opera. Yeah, that’ll make lots of auditors, OMG.

I doubt the Basics are a prereq to Student Hat. But they are a requirement for “GAT II” — but that term seems to have a really loose and sloppy usage already. So, who knows what it means? But you COULD also be right. It would make about as much sense as the rest of this drivel being palmed off as the latest in “standard tech.”

How can making Student Hat quicker make any sense when before anyone can actually be allowed to learn to study they have to somehow make it thru all the Basics? Am I actually getting this right?

Let me get this straight, Vertsurblanc, Mike and everyone:

The Basics are now a prerequisite to doing Student Hat and GAT II? How can this be possible? So, now, instead of having to clear all the words about photography, etc. on the Student Hat tapes, NOW, before beginning the abreviated GAT II Student Hat with all those annoyances eliminated, provided he has been able to make it thru the Basics – which include Milestone One, Route To Infiniity and the Philadelphia Course Lectures…THIS is what is expected of a new student of Scientology; to somehow get thru all the Basics with NO study tech! Jesus Christ on a bicycle, my mind is really freakin’ blown here, people! How is this possible? I mean, I am shuddering at the thought of what new students will go thru with no study tech under their belts Can you IMAGINE what LRH would say to this? Wow, I feel sorry for any new students of Scientology. Talk about “too long a runway” – this is beyond f***ked.