Thermal imaging and surveillance drones . . .

Dave F.

To: Old Surfer Dude
From:David Miscavige COB RTC
Re: me needing straightened out.

I need straightening out? I NEED STRAIGHTENING OUT?!!!! What I think is that YOU need to get your facts straight! I am the Exalted Ruler of Teegeeack and the MEST Universe while you are nothing but an SP!(cue ‘Hunger Games’ tribute march fanfare).You are the one in need of straightening out!
Oh, and by the way, no one is making fun of me! They don’t dare!(cue ‘Hunger Games’ tribute march fanfare)

ML
Dave.

You’re right, OSD. Stalin was more subtle in eliminating his enemies while Hitler was more overt.
The dwarf is definitely Hitler.

OSD,

The correct standard term, per GAG 47 is: Standarderernessness.

Report to cramming.

Ha ha…yes, I’m sure that is so.

Hummin, you DO know that Flog’s “other” building in downtown CW, which housed the Academy in the late ’70s, was the old Clearwater BANK building, don’t you? And in 1980, Central Files was in the old, but still impressive safe deposit vault? Door to CF had to be 2 feet thick steel, with a dozen 3-inch dogs around its rim. When there was a fire in the north half of the building, Captain Bill’s first thought was to close that door quite firmly; Took a lot of effort with a crow bar to get the door open again as one of the dogs jammed in the tapered part of the door jamb. That door was HEAVY!
I haven’t been down since they built the potemkin village along N. Ft. Harrison, but the descriptions seem to indicate they were put in the old Academy spaces of the BANK building.

otherles, I like your “randoid”. Speaks to a “rondoid” who RAN.

I somewhat disagree: scientology IS a “you”, the deviant McSavage hisself.[I’m trying not to disparage dwarfs and midgets today.]