To: Newcomer
From: David Miscavige COB RTC
Re: Svetlana

DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, INSULT MY LOYAL FOLLOWERS THAT WAY! MOST ESPECIALLY CALLING ME A DIRTBAG! SVETLANA IS ONE OF MY MOST LOYAL DEVOTEES AND IF SHE SAYS FORK OVER THE CASH PEOPLE NEED TO RESPOND! I MEAN, WE’RE TRYING TO SAVE THE PLANET HERE! WHY CAN’T YOU GET THAT?

ML,
Dave.

To: David Miscavige COB RTC.
From: Alcoboy.
Re: Why doesn’t he get that?

Why doesn’t he get that?
Hmmm. Let’s see.
Um, failing orgs, crashing stats, you living a luxury lifestyle, you slapping people all the time……..
Get the picture?

No love at all,
Alcoboy.

To: Alcoboy.
From: Lieutenant Commander Shanaynay Muhammad, Nation of Islam/ Sea Org.
Re: calling COB ‘slappy’.

I will be at your house soon to conduct your Committee of Evidence. Charges against you are referring to David Miscavige as ‘slappy’.

ARC
Lieutenant Commander Shanaynay Muhammad, Nation of Islam/Sea Org.

To: Lieutenant Commander Shanaynay Muhammad, Nation of Islam/ Sea Org aka Bootylicious
From: Alcoboy
Re: Committee of Evidence

Okay, Bootylicious, I have a question! Are you still hiding from the police?

ARCX
Alcoboy.

Oh, I have to keep reminding myself that it is ethical only by their own warped definition of ethical.

What a group!

“I can understand the temptation to slip into magical thinking.”

Yes, when people have no solutions; when there is NOTHING they can do to cure or correct a situation that spells their ultimate doom; when they are completely overwhelmed, when its all just way too much and they consider that there’s no way out, they turn to delusion. Because they don’t have it in them to kill themselves. They’re still physically alive and there’s too much mental pain so they comfort themselves with delusion.

Many people in this country are doing exactly this. They are being fed the most outrageous, ridiculous, easily debunked lies and they are believing them. They can and do believe anything – anything! From anyone, anywhere! If it makes them even feel a little bit better, only just a little less hopeless, they’ll grab onto it and believe it.

I correlate these non-Scientologist Americans, this “I Am Finished And Have No Future So Tell Me Anything That Will Make Me Feel Better And Convince Me That Its Not My Fault” crowd – I correlate this group of Americans with the long term Still In Scientologists who believe anything that Miscavige tells them – anything. That’s how desperate they are to believe that Miscavige knows what he’s doing and cares about them. For these long term Scientologists (excepting UTRs of which one hopes there are many) for these Still Ins, ANY lie will do, so long as they don’t have to confront having been lied to for the past 30 or 40 years – or worse, if they were born into the cult, having to deal with the utter shock of realizing they’ve been lied to from birth. Talk about “Too Gruesome”…nah. Its too much. Delusion is the solution. And for Scientologists they manage this without drugs. Miscavige’s lies are their drugs. Not so the deluded non-Scientologist. They need some chemical help to keep believing the BS they’re being fed.

And where the hell are all of those damn phamphlets anyway?

Yo Dave,
Can You git off yer ass and send some of yer calming booklets to Svetlana so she can handle this crisis. Yer slackin off dirtbag ……….. git on it!

War, peace, pestilence: ANYthing which can improve dwarfenführer’s® bottom line. Nothing matters but the almighty STAT! Especially GROSS Income.

As do I, feel sick that this seems a good chance for scientology’s poison to infect another country in the midst of struggles which opens its residents to believing scientology lies™. Hopefully, Ukraine will defeat both Putin and scientology pretty quickly.

I’m surprised that you can still buy shovels, what with the millions and millions and millions of $camologists buying them up to move all the bs that Dweebus Merdemonster keeps spewing in his never ending quests to create new ways of removing money from the sheepbots and opening more offshore bank accounts.