I was not there in during the 1978 data-gathering, but as I sat in my smaller office re-reading “1001 Greatest OT Bathroom Wins”, some massaging of Valerie’s indubitably accurate data seemed to be in order.
Case numbers and names were altered to protect those long since blown, and now running magnificently successful investment firms from whom I may want to borrow money some day.

For example:
Clear 63xx B. L., ASHO – The designation “ASHO” is, of course, a polite fiction for the impolite word “Asshole,” a word which is not used in polite company, politely. Please use your Find and Replace function to find each instance of “ASHO” and replace it with the correct descriptor “Asshole,” if desired also eliminating the crude ‘all caps’ typing using the Format > Change Case feature, assuming you have been hatted on Case Changes of that magnitude. Correct terminology would designate everyone on this list as ASHO (Asshole) or PASHO (Potential Asshole), though only nine are correctly identified as such by Auditor Magazine.

If needed, one can also designate “MASHO”, a for those known to be “Mucho Asshole,” and “FOC-ASHO”, for a “Full of Crap Asshole.” Correct terminology is important for future word-queering, but severe Case Changes require Case Review and Peeks into PC folders, preferably late at night, with fine scotch and snacks.

The following blatant errors were seen; s/b indicates ‘should be’.

Clear 63xx – s/b Linda the Loon, a well known street artist and semi-pro shopping cart racer. Also part-time OSA double-agent psyche ‘patient.’ Known to slip up and eat forbidden psyche meds, thinking they are M&M’s, thus earning “the Loon” designator.

Clear 63xx – s/b Diane Buxom, a mest upgrade to which she pleasantly gave notice in a frontal comm cycle last time I bumped into her.

Clear 63xx – a former born-again Zoroastrian Baptist, now known as Bob the Backslider, or more correctly as Bob the Sinner. The CoS as usual allows mingling other religions, giving 100% dollar-for-dollar credit for their donations.

Clear 63xx – s/b Bonnie Bee Baked, in recognition of her full and complete acceptance of the all Hubbard’s writings, finding no conflicts within them that could not be resolved by simply donning a well-made tinfoil hat (her website Blue Sky Bakery sells only the finest tinfoil hats in several stylish styles starting at $1.95 plus $9.95 s/h; see discount coupon online.)

Clear 63xx – s/b Sneaky Dave, aka Dave the Elephant Asshole – known for using “AOLA” instead of “ASHO” in a feeble attempt to escape the known Asshole (and elephant) descriptor.

Clear 63xx – s/b Sal E. Baloney, known transgressor (not to be confused with ‘trans dresser’) who was often so “Full of It” that the ‘Sh’ wasn’t silent.

The list is full of similar Transgressors, again not to be mis-identified as “Trans Dressers”, which is a subset of a subset religiously suspected and protected by Scientology fair doctrines, in particular the Fair Game policy.

I’m in!

I just think he is a bad person, as egomaniac and unethical as DM. He is not the roles he plays in the movies. I can’t stand his movies anymore, actually….

Yep.

I used to walk by the hare krishnas in the airports, skirt their reaching hands and offered tracts, and I’d feel a bit sorry for them. I wasn’t to be fooled by the religions of the world or The Moonies, the Orange People (in Europe), the Christ Family, … all the various cults I passed by …shook my head and was glad that I had found the REAL answers.

*sigh.

……
It’s good to be out. I wish I would have done something else with my life. But regrets are a road to hell, the scope of loss and betrayal are to big to dwell upon.

I get what I want now.

That’s interesting, Bad. You hand it back to them PERSONALLY and they STILL keep sending it. Sad, dreary souls, indeed. Really, you can’t make this stuff up.

That’s because its AquaTech, Yawn. “The Way Out Is Way Far Out”. Once you’re on board, consider that you’ve signed up for duration of the universe. I’m not playing some minor game here.

Wow, I’ve never seen the tech look so good. I’ll take my correction very earnestly, honestly I will.

“Has he just been brainwashed, or is he just mentally ill”.

Yes. You can’t stay in scientology for long periods of time without becoming both, although celebrities are somewhat shielded from the darker side, but Tom knows, he knows.

That being said, once you escape, you slowly begin to heal. It is hard to say if Cruise is too far gone at this point…

@aqua, Except I typoed. There were 4 auditor mags in 2000. I’m on my way to RPF right now for falsifying statistics. All the other info is true, including the names of the 14 clears taken from the 4 auditor mags.