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Auckland Ideal Org is Clearing New Zealand For Realz

July 15, 2018 By Mike Rinder 81 Comments

On January 21, 2017, Auckland was graced by the presence of the Dear Leader himself, yanking his red ribbon in semi-public view (only his dedicated followers are allowed to catch a glimpse of the great man in person) as he swung open the doors to another of his “gifts to the community.”

18 months later, they have apparently (and proudly) produced their 8th clear. That’s 5 or so per YEAR.

That is what passes for “ideal” as far as scientology is concerned. The population of the country is 4.8 million, growing about 200,000 per year. There is no other in the entire nation (even though Auckland is one of the first orgs on the planet — I think it might have been the first one outside the US) so they are responsible for the whole place.

The expansion equation is simple — scientology is regressing by 199,995 non-Clears each year in their massive push to “Clear New Zealand.”

Meanwhile, with this ideal org they are shouting from the rooftops “We ARE Clearing NZ”.

That is how out of touch with reality they are. They claim to be winning the race while running in the opposite direction. Crazy.

 

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  1. tenebrae says

    August 12, 2018 at 4:10 am

    Yea, doing such a good job clearing NZ that would be the reason why scientology has absolutely no prescence outside of Auckland. I know Aucklanders dont believe that there is life beyond the Bombay Hills but most of the country lives outside of Auckland

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  2. Valerie says

    July 16, 2018 at 1:50 pm

    For those who weren’t in in the 1970’s, I went to my scanned Auditor Magazines given to me by a friend and chose 4 issues from 1978 – they came out monthly back then – and copied the clear lists I don’t have them all, so I had to extrapolate here for you.

    January 1978
    Clear 6254 D. J. NEEDLES,
    Toronto
    Clear 6302 BETTY KNUDSEN
    Clear 6303 LLOYD STARK,
    San Diego
    Clear 6304 BONNIE LIST, ASHO
    Clear 6305 JAMES E. PATTERSON,
    Carbondale, Mississippi
    Clear 6306 MARCUS KUYPERS M.D.,
    Salt Lake City
    Clear 6307 CARL MARTIN, ASHO
    Clear 6308 DAVID COOMBS, ASHO
    Clear 6309 JOHN DOMONT,
    Indianapolis
    Clear 6310 BUTCH HARGETT,
    Charlotte, N. Carolina
    Clear 6311 PATT SLACK, Detroit
    Clear 6312 DEBBIE HULTHEN,
    Cleveland
    Clear 6313 FRED HOUCK, ASHO
    Clear 6314 JIM ROLAND,
    San Francisco
    Clear 6315 ROBERT JARAMI,
    Las Vegas
    Clear 6316 JOANNE THOMPSON,
    Toronto
    Clear 6317 HERRAL LONG,
    Detroit
    Clear 6318 SUE SMITH, San Diego
    Clear 6319 ROB MEARNS,
    Davis, California
    Clear 6320 DON EUDALY, Austin
    Clear 6321 DONNIE WEBSTER
    Clear 6322 RAMON GONZALEZ,
    Puerto Rico

    March 1978
    Clear 6334 CHUCK TOFTNESS,
    St. Louis
    Clear 6335 CRAIG FAIRBANKS,
    Berkeley
    Clear 6336 STEVE WERTZ,
    San Francisco
    Clear 6337 BOBBIE WENGREN, ASHO
    Clear 6338 SHERRY ANDERSON,
    Albuquerque
    Clear 6339 HARRY DURHAM,
    Houston, Texas
    Clear 6340 DAVID CAIN,
    Washington, D.C.
    Clear 6341 PAT ELKIN,
    Washington, D.C.
    Clear 6342 JOHN VOLK, San Diego
    Clear 6343 EYN HAFFNER, Las Vegas
    Clear 6344 MIKE LEE,
    Clear 6345 ERNIE HOLT, New York
    Clear 6346 MIKE STEVENS, Detroit
    Clear 6347 JOHN BERRYMAN,
    San Jose, California
    Clear 6348 KAREN HALL, Davis, CA.
    Xlear 6349 ANDY CARTER, New York
    Clear 6350 JOHN RAGUSA,
    Clear 6351 GREG COOK,
    Clear 6352 KAREN SHEUERMANN,
    Clear 6353 TOM WADE

    May 1978
    Clear 6371 WAYNE P. CANDELL, ASHO
    Clear 6372 LOUIS BUCKLEY,
    Los Angeles
    Clear 6373 ARNETT CAGE, Champagne
    Clear 6374 DOUG MILLER,
    San Francisco
    Clear 6375 LINDA VAN LOON,
    Berkeley
    Clear 6376 DIANE BUXTON,Toronto
    Clear 6377 BOB ZINNER, Toronto
    Clear 6378 JACK MANNING. Toronto
    Clear 6379 BONNIE BEA BLAKE,
    New York
    Clear 6380 DAVE DELEHANT. AOLA
    Clear 6381 SALLEY MAHONEY,
    Los Angeles
    Clear 6382 TOM ETTINGER, Houston
    Clear 6383 PAM CHIPMAN, Detroit
    Clear 6384 STEVE EDWARDS, Oakland
    Clear 6385 CARLA HANLAN, Vancbuver
    Clear 6386 DIANE DIGRE, Las Vegas
    Clear 6387 DEBBIE FERNANDEZ,
    Denver
    Clear 6388 SUE FEVES, Los Angeles
    Clear 6389 ALBERT J. GREEN, Pasadena
    Clear 6390 GEORGE FURMAN,
    Springfield
    Clear 6391 MARIAN MARTIN, Mt. View
    Clear 6392 DONNA JEPPSON
    Clear 6393 MARY VOLK
    Clear 6394 BRIGGTTE MANNING
    Clear 6395 WEEGE ANDERSON

    October 1978

    Clear 6554 KIRK STEELE
    Clear 6555 JEAN SINGER
    Clear 6556 BETTY DAVIS
    Clear 6557 JOAN DOUGLAS
    Clear 6558 DAVID GRENIER
    Clear 6559 DONNA WEST
    Clear 6560 GAIL PETERSON
    Clear 6561 STEVE DUNFORD
    Clear 6562 RITA PORTOCARRERO
    Clear 6563 CHRISTOPHER McKELLAR
    Clear 6564 ED CONDON
    Clear 6565 HUGH ZUKER
    Clear 6566 GAIL O’NEILL
    Clear 6567 SHARON NIXON
    Clear 6568 RAY BENDER
    Clear 6569 DEBBIE ROCCHIETTI
    Clear 6570 TOM TAYLOR
    Clear 6571 BEN GARNER
    Clear 6572 PHIL YORK
    Clear 6573 ROBERT M. NORMAN

    The headline in the January 1979 issue stated

    Now there are 8978 Clears

    Compare this to the clear lists from 3 auditor magazines that came out in 2000
    Issue 287
    CLEAR LIST
    Alex Ortiz
    Joni Bosserman
    Ron Grief
    Chris Miller
    Nancie Ploechl
    Sumi Tanaka
    Garth Fudens
    Phillipe Lambert
    Paul Silovsky

    Issue 288
    CLEAR LIST = EXACT DUPLICATE OF ISSUE 287
    Alex Ortiz
    Joni Bosserman
    Ron Grief
    Chris Miller
    Nancie Ploechl
    Sumi Tanaka
    Garth Fudens
    Phillipe Lambert
    Paul Silovsky

    Issue 289

    CLEAR LIST
    Adrienne Craig
    Rita Pollack
    Amy Hall
    Maria Eugenia Valdez

    Issue 290
    CLEAR LIST
    MARIA VALDEZ (Duplicate of Last name on clear list above)
    KATE DAVIS

    In the year 1978, the church of scientology created 2724 clears.

    In 2000, scientology created 14 clears per their official publications.

    Where is the massive expansion? I would be shocked if there are actually 8978 remaining non-staff members in the entire organization at this point.

    My point is: Awesome job David Miscavige. Please keep doing exactly what you’re doing. Scientology will close its’ doors in no time.

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    • Aquamarine says

      July 16, 2018 at 2:25 pm

      Valerie, thanks so much for this info. “Uncooked” data, for a change. Wow, is all I can say.

      Reply
      • Valerie says

        July 16, 2018 at 3:20 pm

        @aqua, Except I typoed. There were 4 auditor mags in 2000. I’m on my way to RPF right now for falsifying statistics. All the other info is true, including the names of the 14 clears taken from the 4 auditor mags.

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    • Ammo Alamo says

      July 17, 2018 at 10:37 pm

      I was not there in during the 1978 data-gathering, but as I sat in my smaller office re-reading “1001 Greatest OT Bathroom Wins”, some massaging of Valerie’s indubitably accurate data seemed to be in order.
      Case numbers and names were altered to protect those long since blown, and now running magnificently successful investment firms from whom I may want to borrow money some day.

      For example:
      Clear 63xx B. L., ASHO – The designation “ASHO” is, of course, a polite fiction for the impolite word “Asshole,” a word which is not used in polite company, politely. Please use your Find and Replace function to find each instance of “ASHO” and replace it with the correct descriptor “Asshole,” if desired also eliminating the crude ‘all caps’ typing using the Format > Change Case feature, assuming you have been hatted on Case Changes of that magnitude. Correct terminology would designate everyone on this list as ASHO (Asshole) or PASHO (Potential Asshole), though only nine are correctly identified as such by Auditor Magazine.

      If needed, one can also designate “MASHO”, a for those known to be “Mucho Asshole,” and “FOC-ASHO”, for a “Full of Crap Asshole.” Correct terminology is important for future word-queering, but severe Case Changes require Case Review and Peeks into PC folders, preferably late at night, with fine scotch and snacks.

      The following blatant errors were seen; s/b indicates ‘should be’.

      Clear 63xx – s/b Linda the Loon, a well known street artist and semi-pro shopping cart racer. Also part-time OSA double-agent psyche ‘patient.’ Known to slip up and eat forbidden psyche meds, thinking they are M&M’s, thus earning “the Loon” designator.

      Clear 63xx – s/b Diane Buxom, a mest upgrade to which she pleasantly gave notice in a frontal comm cycle last time I bumped into her.

      Clear 63xx – a former born-again Zoroastrian Baptist, now known as Bob the Backslider, or more correctly as Bob the Sinner. The CoS as usual allows mingling other religions, giving 100% dollar-for-dollar credit for their donations.

      Clear 63xx – s/b Bonnie Bee Baked, in recognition of her full and complete acceptance of the all Hubbard’s writings, finding no conflicts within them that could not be resolved by simply donning a well-made tinfoil hat (her website Blue Sky Bakery sells only the finest tinfoil hats in several stylish styles starting at $1.95 plus $9.95 s/h; see discount coupon online.)

      Clear 63xx – s/b Sneaky Dave, aka Dave the Elephant Asshole – known for using “AOLA” instead of “ASHO” in a feeble attempt to escape the known Asshole (and elephant) descriptor.

      Clear 63xx – s/b Sal E. Baloney, known transgressor (not to be confused with ‘trans dresser’) who was often so “Full of It” that the ‘Sh’ wasn’t silent.

      The list is full of similar Transgressors, again not to be mis-identified as “Trans Dressers”, which is a subset of a subset religiously suspected and protected by Scientology fair doctrines, in particular the Fair Game policy.

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  3. Karen says

    July 16, 2018 at 12:33 am

    Can some of you who used to be In this cult tell what what is wrong with Tom Cruise? Has he just been brainwashed, or is he just mentally ill. Or both. I guess it would shatter his psyche if he ever allowed himself to be fully exposed to the truth and were capable of thinking through things rationally. What a pathetic character he is. No wonder he’s not capable of staying married. I can’t imagine having to listen to his scientology drivel 24/7/365. I’d either divorce him or off myself.

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    • Valerie says

      July 16, 2018 at 3:31 pm

      “Has he just been brainwashed, or is he just mentally ill”.

      Yes. You can’t stay in scientology for long periods of time without becoming both, although celebrities are somewhat shielded from the darker side, but Tom knows, he knows.

      That being said, once you escape, you slowly begin to heal. It is hard to say if Cruise is too far gone at this point…

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      • Irene says

        July 16, 2018 at 10:45 pm

        I just think he is a bad person, as egomaniac and unethical as DM. He is not the roles he plays in the movies. I can’t stand his movies anymore, actually….

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  4. Rip Van Winkle says

    July 16, 2018 at 12:20 am

    re-watching Season One, Ask Me Anything:

    We didn’t read the internet because of the boiled frog thing.

    For those of us that were in since the 70’s… the internet came along and we, at some point, were told that “the OT level data – squirreled- is ON THE INTERNET SO STAY AWAY.

    You didn’t want to lose your chance of spiritual freedom-soul-flying-master-of-the-universe abilities because you, “accccccidently” clicked on something that had some super-secret REAL OT level shyte on it.

    We didn’t know what might be out there.

    We had a lot invested.

    So…we tip-toed into the internet and stayed away from anything related to scio.

    Then, maybe we looked at some litttttttle stuff, and then got a thousand hours of sec-checking. So maybe we didn’t look any more.

    There was no reason to listen to people with Mu’s and Evil Purps and others who were PTS and SP. It served no purpose that lead to survival.

    …………..
    (kisses the ground of OUT)

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  5. Gib says

    July 15, 2018 at 11:56 pm

    Here Hubbard admits he didn’t create a “clear” about 2:40 into it

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNtaxR6wEyc

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  6. Kronomex says

    July 15, 2018 at 11:55 pm

    Oh dear Mike, when I saw “On January 21, 2017, Auckland was graced by the presence of the Dear Leader himself, yanking his red ribbon in semi-public view…” all I could think of was Dorkensteins “red ribbon” which has not seen any use for so long that it resembles a ribbon, flat and limp.

    That means that they get a clear about every 2.4 months. WOW! ASTONISHING! TERRIFIC! New Zealand should be completely clear in about (going roughly by 4.75 meg population) in 1,000,000+ years, give or take a century or two. TERRIFIC! ASTONISHING! WOW!

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  7. Gib says

    July 15, 2018 at 11:17 pm

    surely, the only reasons why Saint Hill became old saint hill size was because Hubbard was there, and it was new, and people from all over the world came to the Saint Hill to learn from the Master. Sort of like Flag in modern times.

    Saint Hill at the time was new and improved how to go “clear” and then “OT”. An ideal org.

    Here’s whats funny, Hubbard did not build up St Hill from a local scene of locals coming in to get auditing although he makes it sound that way.

    Hubbard’s writing of such thru his 1960’s HCO PL’s and 1960’s HCOB’s are pure illusions such a thing happened. Just like DM is trying to do with his Ideal Org Program.. It’s rhetoric and marketing and PR.

    Of course, one of the first questions I asked myself when I got out and tried to research was:

    Who are the 270 clears Hubbard cleared as he mentioned in 1950 Dianetics? And where are they, and why are they still not involved, or maybe they are?

    If anybody knows, please speak your mind.

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  8. Aquamarine says

    July 15, 2018 at 10:42 pm

    5 clears a year in a country of 4/5 million; heck that’s over 5X what NY Org produces in a city of 9 million. Hey Auckland, why not telex snotty Ideal Morgue New Yawk your up staistics along with a nice, big raspberry? Is it possible to telex a raspberry? Try.

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    • I Yawnalot says

      July 15, 2018 at 11:44 pm

      mmm… what do you mean by raspberry? It has a couple of connotations.

      Reply
      • Aquamarine says

        July 16, 2018 at 2:17 pm

        Yawn,

        I’ve just about had it with your Misunderstood Words. Here is your Pink Sheet. As you can see, there are 2 steps.

        1) You are to apply WC tech and clear each and every definition of “raspberry” in a good dictionary, using each in sentences to full conceptual understanding until you spot the correct definition that applies to what I wrote.

        2) Then, you are to seek me out in Qual, where you will be given Ideal Cannabis and Ideal Beer and the Examiner will tell you what the correct definition is, and I’ll sign off on your Pink Sheet and send you back to Mike’s Blog free from suffering the vast panorama of mental effects from a Crashing MU.

        Start.

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        • I Yawnalot says

          July 16, 2018 at 4:36 pm

          Wow, I’ve never seen the tech look so good. I’ll take my correction very earnestly, honestly I will.

          Reply
          • Aquamarine says

            July 16, 2018 at 6:03 pm

            That’s because its AquaTech, Yawn. “The Way Out Is Way Far Out”. Once you’re on board, consider that you’ve signed up for duration of the universe. I’m not playing some minor game here.

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            • I Yawnalot says

              July 17, 2018 at 9:38 am

              I’m in!

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  9. Rip Van Winkle says

    July 15, 2018 at 10:33 pm

    Thanks again, Mike, for being here, for providing me with all of these friends, and for another post that makes me happy for my life.

    The difference between IN and OUT is as night-and-day-black-and-white as anything that could ever be described.

    It’s impossible to even explain to a never-in. When I contemplate it, it’s a never-ending story. As the babbling goes on in my head, I can never ever feel like I could explain where I’ve been all these decades, and what is going on with me.

    It ALWAYS feels like I was down the rabbit hole and have only now, this instant, awoken. I feel like I’ve an ocean of explaining….

    I’m celebrating this easy quiet Sunday with a soft hidden spot, and I’m about to re-watch some Season One Aftermath.

    I may be nuts, but see? hear these other guys? I’m nuts but not crazy. They know what I’m talking about.

    🙂

    This is the thing I always want to tell you. I come here so I don’t feel so alone.

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    • WhatAreYourCrimes says

      July 16, 2018 at 12:30 am

      Congratulations for leaving Scientology behind. An immense weight has been tossed off your shoulders.

      Reply
    • A J says

      July 16, 2018 at 2:25 pm

      Rip, us never been in cannot understand. I was in college late 1960s, early 1970s I remember Scientology trying to recruit on campus, in malls, etc. I remember Dianetics being pushed on TV(first infomercial maybe?) Scientology’s biggest selling point then was some musicians in psychedelic and rock bands had joined. All seemed rather silly to me, most of my friends, and acquaintances back then. Scientology was just another out there group among many, like Eckanar (sic,) est, Children of God, and even Rosicrucianism. All recruiting.

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      • Rip Van Winkle says

        July 16, 2018 at 10:42 pm

        Yep.

        I used to walk by the hare krishnas in the airports, skirt their reaching hands and offered tracts, and I’d feel a bit sorry for them. I wasn’t to be fooled by the religions of the world or The Moonies, the Orange People (in Europe), the Christ Family, … all the various cults I passed by …shook my head and was glad that I had found the REAL answers.

        *sigh.

        ……
        It’s good to be out. I wish I would have done something else with my life. But regrets are a road to hell, the scope of loss and betrayal are to big to dwell upon.

        I get what I want now.

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  10. Mat Pesch says

    July 15, 2018 at 9:37 pm

    I’m pretty sure she is celebrating attesting to Clear for the 8th time. Probably not a record…..

    Reply
  11. Dave F. says

    July 15, 2018 at 9:34 pm

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NSgNUXd6mU

    Reply
    • Dave F. says

      July 15, 2018 at 11:17 pm

      CLEAR COGNITION: CLEAR OCCURS WHEN ONE STOPS MOCKING UP
      BANK, OR REALIZES THAT HE IS MOCKING IT UP OR HAS BEEN MOCKING
      IT UP. THAT IS THE CLEAR COGNITION: THE REALIZATION THAT HE IS OR
      HAS BEEN MOCKING UP THE MASS AND PICTURES, ETC., THAT MAKE UP
      THE BANK.

      Reply
  12. smorbie says

    July 15, 2018 at 9:06 pm

    I guess I’ve become so accustomed to the constant failures of scientology that when i read they had 5 clears in one year, I was impressed. Thanks for setting me straight, guys.

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  13. Aquamarine says

    July 15, 2018 at 8:13 pm

    Who are the other Clears made? Lou’s relatives? Just a wild guess.

    Reply
  14. Badafuco says

    July 15, 2018 at 5:51 pm

    Every two weeks I go by my local mission and give all their mail back to them that they continue to send me.
    The same staff members that were there in the 80s are still there. I’m surprised lung cancer hasn’t gotten them yet.
    Just sad, dreary looking souls stuck in that tiny little world all these years. Get out Clare, while you still have a few brown hairs left.

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    • Aquamarine says

      July 16, 2018 at 6:12 pm

      That’s interesting, Bad. You hand it back to them PERSONALLY and they STILL keep sending it. Sad, dreary souls, indeed. Really, you can’t make this stuff up.

      Reply
  15. WhatAreYourCrimes says

    July 15, 2018 at 4:24 pm

    REMINDER… The newest Tom Cruise movie, “Midlife Crisis: Fallout”, is coming out on July 27.

    What an excellent opportunity to go out to the cinema that night, and see and support ANYTHING BUT Tom Cruise.

    Reply
    • bixntram says

      July 15, 2018 at 10:35 pm

      I just wrote a long post on my Facebook page, urging everyone who comes across it to boycott this movie. I gave the reasons. Now I’m urging all of you who are reading this to to the same on your social media pages (I’m only on Facebook). If I weren’t such a compute klutz I’d try and post it here. I also plan to write a letter to my local newspaper.
      We can’t just let Mike and Tony and Leah and all the other brave souls who speak out against the cherch do all the work! Each of us needs to take action, however small it may seem at first. This is one way; join me.

      Reply
      • WhatAreYourCrimes says

        July 16, 2018 at 12:35 am

        Yes Bix! Everyone please help the Tom Cruise boycott. He can’t pretend he is not in scientology. He has to own it. So let’s help him own it.

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  16. rosemarietropf says

    July 15, 2018 at 4:04 pm

    another friday night graduation stat. Where are the first 7 I wonder? Are they still clear or do they need to re-do it? 8 in 18 mo? How big is their staff? With 4 million people a good div 6 should be booming that place. NO?

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  17. Peggy L says

    July 15, 2018 at 2:20 pm

    Poor Karyn Goddard, well, a lot poorer than she was when she first got sucked into this big lie, but if she gets to OT8? she’s really going to get the clear picture. Run Karyn! Run!

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  18. I Yawnalot says

    July 15, 2018 at 1:57 pm

    Another good example of the able hey?

    Reply
  19. Dr. X says

    July 15, 2018 at 1:40 pm

    The Scions better pick it up! At this rate, they’ll never clear the planet.

    Thanks for all you do Mike. By the way, I realize that you Aftermath Foundation guys are inundate with work, never-mind your outside life stuff… but ya’s need to check and respond to your email! Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth…

    X

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    • Sue says

      July 15, 2018 at 5:59 pm

      May I suggest you contact them via their FB page?

      Reply
    • ctempster says

      July 16, 2018 at 11:12 am

      They are Clearing the same people every year. Now it is just a redo of the Bridge steps you’ve already done. So how does re-Clearing alredy Cleared people end up clearing sections of a city or state? With population rising at this rate they are going backwards.

      Reply
  20. peterblood71 says

    July 15, 2018 at 12:22 pm

    The more you know… the less you wanna know. At least the truth is now out there for future discerning victims to avoid an unnecessary costly & soul-wrenching fate.

    Reply
    • Old Surfer Dude says

      July 15, 2018 at 2:09 pm

      Outstanding post, Peter! Bravo!

      Reply
  21. bixntram says

    July 15, 2018 at 11:56 am

    So what did it cost you to go “clear”, Karyn? Just the money part for now; hopefully you’ll realize the full mental and emotional cost anon. Are they dunning you to go on up the bridge and start saying ‘hello’ to Mr. Poverty and ‘goodbye’ to any wogs left in your world?

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  22. Another ex so says

    July 15, 2018 at 11:47 am

    New course ideas.

    Scientology how to confront and shatter math.

    Grade 5 release from false statistics.
    EP the ability to recognize and as-is false and inflated statistics and make them vanish.

    The new data series evaluators course for basic addition and subtraction.

    This is too easy.

    Reply
    • Old Surfer Dude says

      July 15, 2018 at 2:11 pm

      How do I sign up, Another? If it’s easy, I’m there.

      Reply
    • Peabody says

      July 15, 2018 at 4:16 pm

      Nope. It’s 5th Grade release.

      Reply
    • Alcoboy says

      July 15, 2018 at 5:09 pm

      In other words, you’ve devised a tech that actually works and is free.
      Where do I sign up?

      Reply
    • Aquamarine says

      July 15, 2018 at 10:24 pm

      “Sceintology how to confront and shatter math”…THAT is hilarious!

      Reply
  23. jim says

    July 15, 2018 at 11:46 am

    Hell. At AOLA in 1968 there were always MORE than 8 attested Clears a WEEK!

    Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffttttt !!

    Reply
    • Idle Morgue says

      July 15, 2018 at 1:14 pm

      Uh…Jim…..I hate to pop your bubble…but there is no state of Clear. No state of OT either.

      Reply
      • Old Surfer Dude says

        July 15, 2018 at 8:07 pm

        But, hey, there’s still make believe! And I’m still a Jedi Knight!

        Reply
        • Alcoboy says

          July 16, 2018 at 1:19 pm

          That’s not make believe, that’s real!

          Reply
      • I Yawnalot says

        July 15, 2018 at 11:43 pm

        There is in the cartoon religion. Varying stages of animation sold for big dollars. The success stories are simply scripts per-written and endorsed by the grand pooh-bar. And then the participants get to guzzle cal-mag and practice standing ovations. Yea!

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    • jim says

      July 15, 2018 at 1:16 pm

      PS: To anyone from the CoS/OSA trying to un-create my release achieved on the CC materials; I will shove the platen commands so far up your thetan-tush it will take a tunneling machine and a mining crew to get them out.

      Reply
    • Old Surfer Dude says

      July 15, 2018 at 2:14 pm

      How many clears do you think they’re making at AOLA per week now? I’m guessing none.

      Reply
      • jim says

        July 15, 2018 at 10:13 pm

        My guess————— weekly= 0, monthly=1, etc

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    • Peabody says

      July 15, 2018 at 4:24 pm

      At least Auckland can’t be accused of “quickie” anything.

      Reply
  24. Belynda says

    July 15, 2018 at 11:39 am

    Karyn, That’s Great! . . . . But, for how long?

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  25. Clearly Not Clear says

    July 15, 2018 at 11:32 am

    Note the age of the clear woman.
    The last time I noticed who the few public were at my (?) org, they were all long time, older folk.
    When they start dying of old age where will the cherch be?

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    • Old Surfer Dude says

      July 15, 2018 at 2:17 pm

      I’ve noticed that too. No young people are coming in. Just old timers are left. You’d think they’d all look around and realize this cult is dying.

      Reply
      • I Yawnalot says

        July 16, 2018 at 9:37 am

        Those old-timers ain’t got the eyesight buddy! From where they stand… well… they still can’t see nothing, any which way except one. They seem to think the general public, you know, us, people… are the real cult with our dastardedly ways. The hardcore Scios actually think they are helping us – they’re insane!

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    • PeaceMaker says

      July 15, 2018 at 3:53 pm

      Good point about age. There’s definitely been a trend towards seeing lots of relatively older people, some even really getting on in years, going “clear.” I assume Scientology is both trying to finally get some of the long-time hangers-on to make a bit of real bridge progress, and also take advantage of the fact that many of them may be at a point in their lives where they have some money or assets from retirements, inheritances, equity built up in a house, etc.

      I see that someone with more or less the same name is in the completions database as having done a Hubbard Dianetics Seminar in 2006, so it could be she’s been in Scientology for at least a dozen years. it seems that quite a few have been in even much longer, without being able to afford to get as far as “clear.”

      Reply
      • Aquamarine says

        July 15, 2018 at 10:33 pm

        Barring some as yet unforseen revelation that forces him to step down (er, excuse me, not “step down” but “move off the lines to pursue further research as instructed by LRH”) Miscavige has no reason to stop the squeezing of every last dime possible out of whomever is Still In and Still Stupid enough to give him anything. He has no reason to discontinue his regularly scheduled pograms, and that’s not a typo.

        Reply
  26. Idle Morgue says

    July 15, 2018 at 10:59 am

    Scientology – a religion where everything is “let’s pretend”.

    A tiny little world of a bubble where

    Lies are Truth

    &

    Truths are Lies

    Much like George Orwell’s 1984 World.

    Scio Speak and Thought Police.

    Even OSA Bots – how can you keep kidding yourself.

    Scientology SUCKS!

    Yuck!

    I really don’t understand how these members (albeit so few left) can convince themselves that their religion helps anyone. It certainly does not help them….look at all of them….crippled and confused.

    Scientologists are miserable souls.

    They lose everything and pretend they are happy.

    What a miserable religion to be part of.

    Reply
    • WhatAreYourCrimes says

      July 15, 2018 at 4:17 pm

      Agreed, Scientology is just one bleak mess of unhappiness.

      Reply
  27. Dominini says

    July 15, 2018 at 10:49 am

    If Scientology is mankind’s salvation and “clearing the planet” is so imperative, then why isn’t David Miscavige beating down the doors to invite the public to these grand opening events, why isn’t he on every news show, Dr. Phil show etc where he can get in front of a camera to spread the message of scientology?

    There’s a REASON he is not. It’s because he knows it’s a GIANORMOUS BOGUS SCAM that can not withstand ANY public scrutiny and questioning. The last interview he ever gave Ron the public was with Ted Koppel on Nightline who EVISERATED him. Koppel won an Emmy on reporting for pulling that one off.

    Also, watch film clips of Miscavige speaking and you can’t help but notice how is mouth is crooked and he talks out of one side of it. Everything about him screams SHYSTER.

    The fact is Miscavige is nothing more than a stone cold sociopath who stumbled into a “situation” tailor made for a cunning and ambitious sociopath to take advantage of. Scientology was his lottery ticket. All he had to do to take advantage of it was flower into his full sociopathic selfhood. Which he did.

    Also, don’t you find it interesting that at Scientology.tv that no links to all of the smear websites they have posted against Rinder et. al. are included. Isn’t that strange? Miscavige put so much time money and energy into creating those sites and attacking those people and it’s so important to scientology — so why not post links to the sites from the scientology.tv website. Right?

    Also, why isn’t Tom Cruise out there promoting the religion in front of every camera he can get in front of? Right? I mean, if this is so important and he’s so committed shouldn’t he be? Well, there’s A REASON why he’s not. Actually, a multitude of reasons. Tom, if you’re reading this, and you probably are, it’s time for you to pull your head out of your Scientology ass. It’s not an impossible mission. You can do it little buddy.

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    • WhatAreYourCrimes says

      July 15, 2018 at 4:21 pm

      Renounce Scientology, Tom Cruise. If you do I will support your movies. Until then, not one penny of mine will be exchanged for any of your ego trio projects. May your legacy be forever tainted by the stench of scientology. TOM CRUISE, wake the fuck up!

      Reply
      • Ann Davis says

        July 15, 2018 at 6:01 pm

        I second that!

        Reply
    • Alcoboy says

      July 16, 2018 at 1:26 pm

      To: Dominini
      From: David Miscavige COB RTC
      Re: lies and false accusations.

      NOW HEAR THIS! NOW HEAR THIS! ALL PERSONS ON THIS BLOG ARE TO DISREGARD ANYTHING THAT THIS SP PUTS FORTH! As Grand Exalted Ruler of Teegeeack and the MEST universe, I hereby declare the entire content of the above comment to be nothing but lies and fabrications! I also hereby condemn Dominini to an eternity of cleaning certain areas of my body with a toothbrush.
      The Great Thetan has spoken!

      ML
      Dave.

      Reply
  28. Stefan says

    July 15, 2018 at 10:48 am

    How do they manage to explain their no of Clear-stat´s? Is it Non-ex and then Affluence and then Liability and then up to Non ex and so forth?

    Reply
  29. michael says

    July 15, 2018 at 10:41 am

    The fall is inevitable

    Reply
    • Old Surfer Dude says

      July 15, 2018 at 2:19 pm

      Absolutely! Just a matter of time.

      Reply
  30. Old Surfer Dude says

    July 15, 2018 at 10:36 am

    Five or so clears made per year? Somebody, please tell me when New Zealand is finally cleared. Problem is, I’ll be long gone.

    Reply
    • Idle Morgue says

      July 15, 2018 at 1:21 pm

      OSD – you do know there is no state of Clear, right? LOL 🙂

      The cult lets enough people fool themselves that they are “clear” so they can keep the charade / smoke and mirrors / dog and pony show – going.

      There is a formula – precise math, if you will….

      David MIscavige knows that 5 people that lie to themselves when they attest to the State of Clear…will be fleeced for their last dime as they get out of that danger zone…NOW! NOW! NOW

      They will be bamboozled into getting up to the Oat Tea Levels…

      And that gets very expensive when you have millions, if not billions Bee Tee’s you must audit off.

      Those 5 Clears are an important bead…for the cash flow into Miscavige’s greedy tiny hands…

      and THAT

      Is one of thousands of ways…

      Scientology Keeps Scamming

      Reply
      • Old Surfer Dude says

        July 15, 2018 at 8:10 pm

        I found that out when I refused to attest to Clear. John Woodfuff, the ED, was not happy.

        Reply
    • Peggy L says

      July 15, 2018 at 3:14 pm

      Aww Old Surfer Dude, not to worry. I just asked the Magic 8 Ball if New Zealand would ever be clear and the answer was Don’t Count On It.

      Reply
      • Old Surfer Dude says

        July 15, 2018 at 8:11 pm

        YEAH!!!!!!!!!!

        Reply
    • Alcoboy says

      July 15, 2018 at 5:11 pm

      At five clears a year, New Zealand shoud be clear by………….
      Oh, hell! We’ll never live to see it!

      Reply
  31. MJM says

    July 15, 2018 at 10:16 am

    That’s one small step for Auckland, one giant sleep for mankind.

    Reply
    • Old Surfer Dude says

      July 15, 2018 at 2:02 pm

      Giant sleep. That sounds lovely. And we’re doing this for mankind? I’ll sleep like a rock.

      Reply
  32. Wynski says

    July 15, 2018 at 10:06 am

    Given that Hubtard was flunking his math classes in college before he quit it doesn’t surprise me he was a COMPLETE idiot when it came to research, science, engineering, medicine, et al.

    Reply
    • Old Surfer Dude says

      July 15, 2018 at 2:07 pm

      Of course! Fatso couldn’t take time to read. So, he just wrote things from the top of his head. With absolutely no research. Couldn’t be bothered. That’s why it’s all MAKE BELIEVE.

      Ok, ok, rant over.

      Reply
    • I Yawnalot says

      July 16, 2018 at 6:30 am

      Yeah, but he topped the class in religion for fun and profit!

      Reply

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