Excellent rant Robin! I loved it….hilarious!

🙂 LDW. I think I’m going to download this survey and send it off with #13 fully answered.

Yes LDW! That is exactly true!

Once they get someone to bite on the survey, they pull them in and at some point put them on the cans for a mini Sec Check to find out if they have done things which would out qual them but also if they read on the internet hate sites or squirrel sites. They check for internet reading now both in recruit cycles and elig cycles.

The deed is signed over to someone called the “International Landlord”.

This is one of the big changes that were made after the coup took over.

Originally Orgs were owned independently.

They each had their own FP Financial Planning Committees which consisted of the executives of each division who determined how the Corrected Gross Income (the Gross Income left after income from books, refunds, management fees and the Building Fund Account which I will cover further had been subtracted) was spent.

The building fund account consisted of 5% of the Gross Income of every org and was controlled by the Controller MSH who directed it to the Guardian’s Office who was responsible for long range promotion and defense who also controlled the 10% tithes collected from Franchises.

The 10% tithes were mainly for promotion and the 5% were mainly for defense.

It was considered a reserve account as per the HCOPL Building Fund and you can imagine how big it got when you include every Org Internationally with the exception of SO Orgs that had their own account known as SO Reserves contributing to it on a weekly basis.

Much of what were considered “Management Fees” was money that was already owed the SO for such programs as Class VIII, FEBC, and the Ex Dn program.

Obviously the SO wasn’t too happy with this arrangement so they decided to “Move In” or more accurately muscle in during the Corporate Sort Out ordered by the Ol’man which for accurately became a Corporate F_ck up thanks to the oh soooo special project AKA MAC, Mission All Clear after Snow White and Herbie Parkhouse’s fall from grace as AGF.

So the SO moved in and seized control of the Building Fund Account and eliminated FP committees and placed every org and Franchise or Mission under a financial dictatorship.

First they bribed the Orgs by buying them all new swank quarters with SORs

I happened to be in one of those Orgs and the “new” quarters we got weren’t all that new or that swank.

In fact we ended up being quartered in what was originally a brothel and porn shop.

Because it allegedly had such high body traffic.

I guess the SO Member doing the count didn’t notice that most of this “body traffic” consisted of Hookers, Tricks and Drug Dealers and their customers.

But I digress.

The Franchises or Missions really ended up getting the stick while the Orgs got a faux carrot you could say.

You can read about that in the records of the infamous Mission Holders Conference.

Anyhoo.

The original Finance Dictator Wendell Reynolds was eventually removed from post and guess who’s holding it HFA?

But he left his legacy behind.

And that is that the Sea Org holds all the deeds to all the orgs under the “International Landlord”, even if they were purchased by a bunch of suckers who sunk their life savings into it.

The org or as they call them Ideal Orgs as it is such an ideal arrangement if you happen to be a crook or a money launderer are now owned by the SO and the staff actually have to pay rent on top of other expenses, like phones, electricity, work sheet paper (if they have happen to have auditors) and toilet paper etc.

Which reminds me of a joke.

How do you tell the difference between an Org and a mission?

A mission has toilet paper of course.

Anyway where was I?

The fact is even though all those good “upstate” donors paid for this “Ideal Org” they do not own it.

The International Landlord does and if the org isn’t making them a profit….

Well they just sell it right from under the staff.

For them this whole “Ideal Org” thang is a win, win situation.

They convince a bunch of stupid low IQ “Scientologists” or suckers to buy ’em an Org that doesn’t cost ’em a cent, then they convince the same morons to pay for the renos out of their own pockets, then they move in a bunch of ignorant staff who haven’t got a clue about policy and demand that they pay rent on top of other expenses.

The place fails and they sell it at a loss but it doesn’t matter because they never really bought it in the first place to say MacDonalds or someone like Resorts International who happen to want to open another Casino and this Ideal Org would be perfect because it is sooooo ostentatious.

I mean get rid of that stupid as Mike calls it FART system replace ’em with slots and video poker, put a few Black Jack, Crap and Roulette Tables in the former “Ideal Course Room” and Chapels and they’re all set.

Rant over.

If you don’t like something in the Sea Org and complain – you are willing to be put in a gulag and tortured until you come to your senses and recant!

Join the elite Sea Org Slave Organization for the church of scientology ~ you just might get to serve Tom Cruise and Kirstie Alley~! ( no promises – you would have to qualify.

#13. Have you ever looked on the internet and discovered that David Miscavige is a sociopath who beats his staff, lives in the lap of luxury and pretends to be the senior tech terminal even though he is not trained and can’t audit?