That is absolutely hilarious, Chuck. It is also a venture I would want to start with you if I won the lottery tomorrow.

That reminds me of a visit I made to a mall in Montreal, Canada in 1975. There, my traveling companions and I came across a gag shop. A fake nose, glasses and mustache mask caught my attention. It resembled the late comedic actor Groucho Marx. Everything on the mask looked the same–except for the nose, which was an erect penis.

Don’t you think a

XENU’S GALACTIC GAGS AND GIFTS SHOP

would do well in Clearwater?

And sell XENU paraphernalia, Xenu umbrellas, Tshirts with taboo Scientology words on them, etc?

The store would be truly SP business gags central.

Even if the shop is outside downtown Clearwater, it would draw ex’s to visit for sure.

“I VISITED FLAG AND BOUGHT THIS LOUSY XENU T-SHIRT”
“TEAM XENU ___ TO ____”
“XENU’S GAGS AND GIFTS FSM”

This Fac One Coffee Grinder ReVerse Implanting Machine needs to be added to the gag toys sold in Clearwater at the still to be set up:

“XENU’S GALACTIC GIFTS AND GAGS SHOP”

also, for this SPRING:

XENU’S GALACTIC GIFTS AND GAGS SHOP will be offering the new OT 9 whole track running suit, suitable for wearing when you do the OT 9 running program around Arcturus.

You have to try the Nespresso machines, get one used or on sale, and give the “original” capsules a try, they are superior to anything Keurig, try it.

Dave’s caught even worse than Dave’s people.

Free Dave!

Free Ben!

Free Linda Hamel!

Free Warren!

Free Tom Cruise!

Only the OSA people, certain ones with the mental instability and hardest proofed brainwashing, are allowed to read this site and the critics statements here.

“XENU’S GAGS AND GIFTS SHOP”

So, everyone with smarts who sees the profitability in turning their fellow humans into Hubbard quackery Field Staff Members spreading Hubbard’s crackpot thinking into the universe, can instantly appreciate the Fac One Implanting Coffee. Grinder “Clearing” Machine (reverse engineered).

I think of Guy Eltringham, this is the type of story plot right up Guy’s alley. Guy was a science fiction writer and Sea Org member/executive.

This is the type of plot Guy would come up with.

Chuck Beatty
exTeamXenu75to03

Arthur C. Clarke envisioned a Comsat in 1945. In his paper in Wireless World magazine Clarke envisioned a fully manned space station where the crew would constantly replace and rebuild vacuum tubes.

1. Look at the coffee.
2. Walk over to the coffee.
3. Confront the coffee.
4. Be at cause over the coffee.
5. Drink the coffee.
6. Turn around.

Run process until end phenomenon is achieved.
End phenomenon of process: Heightened sense of alertness.

HCOB March 14, 1958.
Caffeine Rundown.