THIS IS A GREAT IDEA

Even before the bad press there was never a time when “hundreds” were driven into the orgs, unless they were paid actors to sit in a crowd (before Scientology learned how to clone crowds into pictures).

I’d settle for a few dozen law enforcement officers and IRS agents driving into their orgs.

A billboard with the promo photo for Mike’s book on the left half with the word “CURIOUS?” to the right would be pretty darn simple. Maybe add a link to the aftermath foundation and you’ve got the full deal.

Everything is a PR event with $cientology. Forget doing any kind of charity work unless the cameras are rolling. Actually, forget any kind of charity work period. Just get ‘bodies in the shop’ to make money.

XENU T shirt

XENU being a taboo word, it causes Scientologists (and since most Scientologists are NOT allowed to publicly learn of the XENU definition) to instead flee when they see the XENU word.

If you define XENU to Scientologists, it supposedly, per their limited understanding, will mess with their minds and damage them, so they flee from anyone defining XENU to them.

Any public person can experiment with this information, but the following:

a) Define XENU to a Scientologist, by saying: “Is it true that Xenu caused the Wall of Fire/4th Dynamic Engram?” (this innocuous question is a huge spoiler alert, because it is a leading question, the answer is YES, XENU did cause the Wall of Fire/4th Dynamic Engram, and asking this suddenly defines XENU to a Scientologist, and gets them acting kind of skitterish, they go into retreat mode when they hear someone defining XENU to them).

b). Next suggested thing to say to a Scientologist: “Is it true Xenu deposited surplus bodiless souls onto earth, and these invisible bodiless souls each have the R6 Implants in them which they leak onto all humans today; and because of these invisible souls with the R6 implants in their soul minds, these souls leak this trauma onto humans, and that’s why you guys do your OT 3, 4, 5, 6 and 7 exorcism secret levels to rid yourselves of these Xenu deposited and implanted surplus souls, which you guys call “body-thetans” (pronounced BODY THAY TONS, be sure to say BOTH words)?”

If a citizen can get their heads around the above info, and tells this info to Scientologists, it acts like a huge spoiler alert answer to what Scientology is all about.

Scientology is about the warm up pseudo-therapy that all Scientologists are allowed to know. But Scientology has the secret (censored material to themselves they cannot even talk about publicly) which is the exorcism secret levels of Scientology.

And the exorcism theory is due to Xenu dumping invisible souls who all have the R6 implants in their soul minds, and all humans today are infested with these invisible souls, and all humans have to someday do the Scientology five exorcism “upper” secret levels to rid themselves of these surplus invisible souls that Xenu dumped here on earth.

Tell this to Scientologists, and it will throw a wrench into their minds.

The quickest way is just say:

a) Did Xenu cause the Wall of Fire? I heard that he did.
b) Did Xenu dump body-thetans (BODY THAY TONS) onto earth, and you guys do five exorcism levels called OT 3, 4, 5, 6 and 7 to rid yourselves of your body-thetans?
c) So Xenu must be important to explaining why you do your secret exorcism which you can’t talk about, then?

Yes, Xenu is important, he’s a key spoiler alert and explanation for why Scientology does so much secret exorcism at their upper secret steps of Scientology.

If Scientology just upfront said:

“Curious About Your Past Lives Case Troubles Messing You Up in Life Today?”

“Curious About Your Invisible Souls Infesting Your Body Leaking Their “Case” Troubles Onto You Unbeknownst to You Today?”

That’d be truer and get to the point, “What Is Scientology?”

Scientology is warm up quack pseudo-therapy and then “heavy” trauma quack pseudo-therapy, and then imaginary past lives trauma pseudo-therapy, and then a whole long bunch of exorcism of surplus souls that leak their “case” trauma memories to mess with a person.

A long stretched out bunch of quack pseudo-therapy and exorcism, is what Scientology is.

No one ever summarizes it down to what it is, and Hubbard never allowed this, so don’t ever expect Scientologists to tell their quackery like it really is.

Scientology is quack pseudo-therapy and quack exorcism, aimed at our supposed DEEP “case” trauma and troubles implanted into our soul minds, and into the soul minds of invisible souls that infest our human bodies, and all this “case” messes with us.

We have to do Scientology to eliminate this “case” off of ourselves.

Scientology is a self professed “modern” “case” elimination quackery subject.

Our own supposed “case” memories need the Hubbard quack pseudo-therapy, and we then need to exorcise our surplus souls (and their “case” memories) off of ourselves, to reach the top of the Hubbard Scientology “case” handling syllabus of quackery.

I think it would be funny to have a counter-campaign of “Curious?” pamphlets that referred people to the many sites and books and shows that give real information on what Scn is up to. Maybe in red instead of blue, because they’d be a warning of extreme danger.

Must think bigger–you have a planet to Clear!

Oh, wait. A BILLION YEARS is already doing that. It is scientology in reverse, and it is clearing scientology orgs worldwide of people.