Odd Thomas, You had me at “Dear Quinn, you ignorant slut!” I spewed water all over my computer. I laughed out loud so loud my neighbors probably heard! I love that levity and blast from the past from another SNL fan! You rock!

Dear Quinn, you ignorant slut:

What are you thinking? “..unless it’s delivered in an Ideal Org, well, it’s just not KSW.” If you hadn’t lost the ability of self-reflection, somewhere up DM’s arse, you would have realized that this statement makes absolutely no sense. What you’re actually saying, Quinn Tofu, is that a TR-4 delivered in a non-Ideal Org isn’t a standard TR-4, unless it’s uttered in a properly renovated Ideal foyer.

Wake up man, your integrity is draining out of your body as I write this. Your eternity, truly is at stake here because if you persist in making a complete and utter fool of yourself at every available opportunity, everyone you meet for the next ten trillion years will know who you are and what you did, and will then proceed to kick your ass.

You are better than these words Quinn, not much better, but you deserve another chance at redemption. All you need do, is understand that the truth you so hungrily sought, when you first stepped into Scientology is behind you. And that you are rapidly moving further and further away from it, with each half-baked, ill-conceived and totally false utterance, that escapes your mouth.

Stop talking, now! Breathe. Think of one thought that is actually your own origination. Regardless of its worth, hold onto it. Cherish it and realize that this may be your last one, if you continue in this vein.

Ideal Orgs are not a solution. Ideal Orgs are a lie. Repeat this Quinn, however painful it may be, say the words aloud until there is some meaningful change in who you are. It may take a while – but after all, we are talking about your Eternity, Quinn.

There are people out here in the far reaches of the Scientology Dreamscape that can and will help you, when this virulent form of self-obsession passes and common sense once again resides somewhere inside your head.

I hope you take these words to heart. They are well-intended, though somewhat harsh. But keep in mind they are competing with the delirium tremens that encircle your mind and need to be in order to be heard.

Best regards, (really)

Odd Thomas

What the what???
Why would you relay ANYTHING Quinn Taufer ever said?? He is a lying sack of shit. You know why he is so good a bleeding money out of these people? He has zero morals. He owes EVERYONE money. He borrowed money from me when I was on the RPF. I made less than $11 a week and he had the balls to ask me for $20 that he never repaid. That is two weeks pay.
And you want to be just like him?? Saying disgusting lies about people that you don’t even know??
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Whether Sarah is a Scientologist or not is none of anyone’s business. Just like the FACT and it is a FACT that she didn’t have sex with Quinn, is also no ones business.
I am sorry that you have so little going on in your life that you have nothing but time on your hands to throw around rumors about someone’s status and sexual conquests, especially the fictional ones of Quinn Taufer. Congrats on being WORSE than Quinn. And that is saying a lot.

You certainly cannot swear to its falsity. You don’t know for a FACT that something did not happen.

And as for my data about Sarah’s standing as a Scientologist, I notice that you don’t deny what I said is true. You only say that you never heard anything like that from her. So what?

Right! The beautiful concept of an OT, a spiritual being, operating at cause, in his own valence, on his own determinism with integrity, has gotten completely warped. Now, the only way to prove you’re an OT, is to fork over cash without question. If you complain it’s because you have overts and if you aren’t able to cough up the cash you have overts, so the only way out is introversion and self invalidation. You’re introverted so you seek auditing and report your PTPs about not being OT enough to keep up with demand. The only solution is sec checks because of course, you’re an out ethics asshole. More introversion and invalidation because now you know for sure that you’re basically bad and everyone agrees. This is reverse Scn, reverse auditing, making someone worse instead of free. I have something very important to tell everyone.
If you pulled everything in, there would be no such thing as overts.

You know, how the hell is Scientology going to clear the planet when Scientologists can’t even clear themselves because they’re too broke from buying these goddamned buildings?

And speaking of that – the Sea Org. The least-trained people in Scientology. They were supposed to get their Bridge in exchange for joining, but they are too busy raising money and cleaning toilets with toothbrushes to do any enhancement. They got swindled! (not that I’m surprised – it’s been that way since shortly after its inception).

Next time one of them bugs me, I’m going to ask, “How are we supposed to clear the planet when the Sea Org can’t even clear themselves?”

That’s what the warden said.