Oh boy, where to begin?
No comment on this guy’s literacy level. But it still amazes me when I see it.
9 YEARS they have been doing “the fundraise” OMG that is a LOOOOONG time. No wonder the poor Valley are all wore out…
You gotta love the LRH quote this guys pulls out of his butt and somehow twists into “so let’s all hold hands and agree to turn over our money in one big orgasmic leap of faith.”
But it only gets better. Because now you know that standard tech delivered in a non-ideal org is just NOT KSW and thus the rate of expansion is hindered.
Quinn, did you ever ask yourself “Why if all this non KSWing is going on isn’t the RTC doing anything about it like they are supposed to do, but instead are telling the public to give money to change it?”
And finally, he rolls out the oldie but goodie — just look at Portland for “proof” of the massive, straight up and vertical expansion that an ideal org brings to an area. Quinn, come out of your igloo of ignorance and check out the Portland org here.
FOS says
May 22, 2014 at 12:57 amWell you know, Quinn grew up in the SO and attended the ATA in PAC. So yeah, most of the kids out of that couldn’t pass a simple high school exam, heck even middle school. It was a sham, there was no education going on. When he was old enough he got posted … a few years later, here he is.
Odd Thomas says
May 19, 2014 at 5:06 pmOuch! I pulled a brain muscle trying to read this. I felt a rant coming on. but instead I wrote this.
Dear Quinn, you ignorant slut:
What are you thinking? “..unless it’s delivered in an Ideal Org, well, it’s just not KSW.” If you hadn’t lost the ability of self-reflection, somewhere up DM’s arse, you would have realized that this statement makes absolutely no sense. What you’re actually saying, Quinn Tofu, is that a TR-4 delivered in a non-Ideal Org isn’t a standard TR-4, unless it’s uttered in a properly renovated Ideal foyer.
Wake up man, your integrity is draining out of your body as I write this. Your eternity, truly is at stake here because if you persist in making a complete and utter fool of yourself at every available opportunity, everyone you meet for the next ten trillion years will know who you are and what you did, and will then proceed to kick your ass.
You are better than these words Quinn, not much better, but you deserve another chance at redemption. All you need do, is understand that the truth you so hungrily sought, when you first stepped into Scientology is behind you. And that you are rapidly moving further and further away from it, with each half-baked, ill-conceived and totally false utterance, that escapes your mouth.
Stop talking, now! Breathe. Think of one thought that is actually your own origination. Regardless of its worth, hold onto it. Cherish it and realize that this may be your last one, if you continue in this vein.
Ideal Orgs are not a solution. Ideal Orgs are a lie. Repeat this Quinn, however painful it may be, say the words aloud until there is some meaningful change in who you are. It may take a while – but after all, we are talking about your Eternity, Quinn.
There are people out here in the far reaches of the Scientology Dreamscape that can and will help you, when this virulent form of self-obsession passes and common sense once again resides somewhere inside your head.
I hope you take these words to heart. They are well-intended, though somewhat harsh. But keep in mind they are competing with the delirium tremens that encircle your mind and need to be in order to be heard.
Best regards, (really)
Odd Thomas
Cindy says
May 19, 2014 at 9:28 pmOdd Thomas, You had me at “Dear Quinn, you ignorant slut!” I spewed water all over my computer. I laughed out loud so loud my neighbors probably heard! I love that levity and blast from the past from another SNL fan! You rock!
Gus Cox says
May 18, 2014 at 9:41 pmJeezus, I thought that Valley org crap had being going on for a while, but NINE FUCKING YEARS! My God. I guess that bowling-alley-looking building they’re in is just temporary? Fuckin’ A.
You know, how the hell is Scientology going to clear the planet when Scientologists can’t even clear themselves because they’re too broke from buying these goddamned buildings?
And speaking of that – the Sea Org. The least-trained people in Scientology. They were supposed to get their Bridge in exchange for joining, but they are too busy raising money and cleaning toilets with toothbrushes to do any enhancement. They got swindled! (not that I’m surprised – it’s been that way since shortly after its inception).
Next time one of them bugs me, I’m going to ask, “How are we supposed to clear the planet when the Sea Org can’t even clear themselves?”
knatherthomas says
May 18, 2014 at 2:33 pmAlex, why are you spreading rumors about people? It doesn’t become you.
tony-b says
May 18, 2014 at 6:36 amIt seems that just about everybody left in the Mother F Corp is Looney Tunes. Meanwhile the people posting here dont’ care for being spoon fed bullshit and Koolaid cocktails. True …Or is this just me?
racingintheblood39 says
May 18, 2014 at 12:32 amHo – hum Mike… another wind up mechanical doll ‘bot sent out to do its bidding, going round ‘n round in ever diminishing circles; lights flashing, arms flailing, worn out mechanical penis dragging, as it edges ever closer to the point of ‘no return’ .(wound down!) — No problem though — just wind the friggn’ thing up again, aim it in the ‘right’ direction and watch it repeat the whole $illy exercise in futility, like it$ owner doe$. Though with the following exa$perated expletive$ $creamed at high volume: “G*T th^# F’ING U$el%$$ C*Ck-Abu$(NG Piece of $h*t to Deliver, or have it CHOPPED to piece$ for recycling!!! ( hard times,you see.) 🙂
Robert Almblad says
May 17, 2014 at 10:32 pmThe underlying meaning of this is actually Quinn’s analysis of the past 9 years. He is asking “why have the donations dropped out the bottom?” He is asking how do we go back to the glory days when money was for nothing and chicks were free.
Ooops… sorry Quinn, those days are over. Go get an honest job.
Joe Pendleton says
May 17, 2014 at 10:28 pmOne thing that is so startling about this incredibly ignorant young man’s viewpoint (and of course he is hardly alone) is how all of LRH’s comments about the quality of beings is used almost exclusively in the direction of FUNDRAISING! It is actually bizarre to see this in not only ONE communication, but in virtually ALL of the communications from the CoS to its parishioners about how to get the show on the road. You would think at least a FEW times they would just come out with messages about becoming trained as auditors so as to do their part in de-aberatting planet Earth one being at a time. You know, not mentioning money or GATII or anything else. But I do think the constant hammering on how fundraising is not only one’s responsibility in ensuring “eternity” for all, but also as a demonstration of one’s abilities as a being, DOES in fact achieve a result of Scientologists accepting this viewpoint as their own and as a truth. How do I know that? Well, despite the demands and pleas for moolah becoming more shrill and desperate, a number of folks are still givin’ it all up for da church.
Hallie Jane says
May 19, 2014 at 2:20 amRight! The beautiful concept of an OT, a spiritual being, operating at cause, in his own valence, on his own determinism with integrity, has gotten completely warped. Now, the only way to prove you’re an OT, is to fork over cash without question. If you complain it’s because you have overts and if you aren’t able to cough up the cash you have overts, so the only way out is introversion and self invalidation. You’re introverted so you seek auditing and report your PTPs about not being OT enough to keep up with demand. The only solution is sec checks because of course, you’re an out ethics asshole. More introversion and invalidation because now you know for sure that you’re basically bad and everyone agrees. This is reverse Scn, reverse auditing, making someone worse instead of free. I have something very important to tell everyone.
If you pulled everything in, there would be no such thing as overts.
hgc10 says
May 17, 2014 at 10:21 pm“I have been reviewing the last 9 years of the Valley’s fundraising …”
“… and together will make this target come off in record time.”
What to make of this? What is meant by “record?” I don’t think it’s the kind of record that most of us would conjure as something to be proud of.
Leonore says
May 17, 2014 at 8:40 pmYes, this is a rambling piece of unedited free association…, but what gets me is the conclusion that unless Standard Tech is delivered in an “Ideal Org” – it’s not KSW!
Sorry folks, especially you old-timers. Your Grades declarations and Clear cognitions just don’t count if the Examiner’s desk wasn’t solid mahogany and the floor wasn’t Calacatta Gold marble.
Skydog says
May 17, 2014 at 8:40 pmOliver Wendell Holmes once said that “even a dog knows the difference between tripped over and kicked”; too bad the scientologists can’t figure it out.
overrunincalif says
May 17, 2014 at 7:19 pmYea, it’s a bit of a stretch to use LRH’s thoughts on “Considerations take rank over the mechanics of space energy and time”, for fundraising. But since Quinn is so keen on quoting and following LRH, here’s some more form Ron.:
“If the org slumps…don’t engage in ‘fund-raising’ or ‘selling postcards’ or borrowing money.
Just make more income with Scientology.
It’s a sign of very poor management to seek extraordinary solutions for finance outside Scientology. It has always failed.
For orgs as for pcs ‘Solve It With Scientology’.
Every time I myself have sought to solve financial or personnel in other ways than Scientology I have lost out. So I can tell you from experience that org solvency lies in More Scientology, not patented combs or fund-raising barbeques.”
Talk about putting a square block in a round hole. Fits for Quinby though.
Idle Morgue says
May 18, 2014 at 2:55 amIt is crazy to solve it with Scientology when it IS Scientology!
Mike Leopold says
May 17, 2014 at 7:14 pmQuinn is RIGHT!
There are several Scientologists in the Valley who have NOT mortgaged their houses to the hilt.
This selfishness simply can not be tolerated.
My KR’s are enroute as I write this.
Expect a knock at your door shortly.
You know who you are.
Signed,
The Scientologist living under the Freeway
Morris Adams says
May 17, 2014 at 9:08 pmROTFWL!
Laurie Dlm says
May 18, 2014 at 2:48 amAh ah ah hilarious!
Idle Morgue says
May 17, 2014 at 6:46 pm“Considerations” protect your bank account, wallet, IRA, Stock Portfolio, Inheritance and family’s money. Hang on to them – they are there to help you survive! LOL
Poor Quinn – I saw his senior ripping him apart at a fund raiser behind the scenes. I kept missing that with hold every time he saw me. I think Quinn is too far gone and will sink with the ship.
WhiteStar says
May 17, 2014 at 5:22 pmDown in the valley, the valley so low
Hang your head over, hear the wind blow
Blow like the wind dear, blow like the wind.
Hang your head over and blow like the wind.
Roses love sunshine, violets love dew,
Scientolgy loves you when they own you,
If you don’t love them, you can’t love whom you please,
They’ll throw their arms round you like a disease,
Build him castles, forty feet high;
So we can see him as he strides by,
As he strides by, dear, as he strides by,
Make sure to applaud him as he strides by
Write me a message, send it by hushmail;
Send it in care of my mind’s jail,
my mind’s jail, dear, my mind’s jail,
Send it in care of the my mind’s jail.
SILVIA says
May 17, 2014 at 5:15 pmThe usual covert invalidation of others: “if you are not an Ideal Org, KSW is not in” plus very non-sequitur.
So, he can do his Theta Judo as he says and pretend that his magic blow causes others to change their minds and get more money ripped off of them. Pathetic.
Cindy says
May 17, 2014 at 9:01 pmYes it is pathetic. I was mad to hear he went out 2D with a married woman and no one ever slapped his wrist or Sec Checked him like they do everyone else. No RPF or Hole for his out 2D actions? It’s because he brings in money. And DM worships money and turns a blind eye to out ethics if you are bringing in money. I have seen that done so many times that it shouldn’t shock me now as it did. It is just SOP for DM and his HCO Dept. Money is what buys you out of any overt or condition and Quentin Tauffer is proof of it.
Idle Morgue says
May 18, 2014 at 2:53 amCindy – it IS the TECH!! – you can murder someone and as long as your stats are up. Where it gets the person is many will write KR’s on the criminal ways and means to obtain money – so when Slappy tires of Quinn – “look for the thick ethics folder” and he’ll be thrown in the Hole.
Idle Morgue says
May 18, 2014 at 2:26 amSo True Silvia – but I would like to add:
If you are not an Ideal Org and Slappy does not own a huge building paid for by you – KSW is out.
If you are an Ideal Org and the building is sitting empty – KSW is IN! All the easier to liquidate when COB needs more attorney’s and private investigator’s to keep the critics silenced so the show can remain on the road!!
Slappy is going to need to liquidate the buildings soon due to the slew of lawsuits getting slapped upon Slappy and his Cult!!
Cat Daddy says
May 17, 2014 at 4:14 pmCome all without, come all within
You’ll not see nothing like the Mighty Quinn
Come all without, come all within
You’ll not see nothing like the Mighty Quinn
Everybody’s building ships and boats
Some are building monuments, others are jotting down notes
Everybody’s in despair, every girl and boy
But when Quinn the Eskimo gets here
Everybody’s gonna jump for joy
Come all without, come all within
You’ll not see nothing like the Mighty Quinn
I like to go just like the rest, I like my sugar sweet
But jumping queues and makin’ haste, just ain’t my cup of meat
Everyone’s beneath the trees, feedin’ pigeons on a limb
But when Quinn the Eskimo gets here
All the pigeons gonna run to him
Come all without, come all within
You’ll not see nothing like the Mighty Quinn
Come all without, come all within
You’ll not see nothing like the Mighty Quinn
Let me do what I wanna do, I can’t decide ’em all
Just tell me where to put ’em and I’ll tell you who to call
Nobody can get no sleep, there’s someone on everyone’s toes
But when Quinn the Eskimo gets here
Everybody’s gonna wanna doze
Come all without, come all within
You’ll not see nothing like the Mighty Quinn
Come all without, come all within
You’ll not see nothing like the Mighty Quinn
Come all without, come all within
You’ll not see nothing like the Mighty Quinn
Come all without, come all within
You’ll not see nothing like the Mighty Quinn
Morris Adams says
May 17, 2014 at 9:06 pmVery good!.I can’t seem to remember the music to it though..
Potpie says
May 17, 2014 at 10:50 pmI just knew someone would post
the lyrics……I can always hum the
tune but never remember the words.
Thanks Cat Daddy.
Alanzo says
May 17, 2014 at 4:11 pmMike wrote:
““so let’s all hold hands and agree to turn over our money in one big orgasmic leap of faith.”
Oh that is funny.
I’ve done that.
More than once.
Alanzo
clergyman says
May 17, 2014 at 7:39 pmCome now. i’m sure you didn’t.
Morris Adams says
May 17, 2014 at 9:04 pmProbably the orgasm was missing – something really frowned up in the RCS.
DollarMorgue says
May 17, 2014 at 3:42 pmI believe LRH also says somewhere (Affluence formula?) something about looking at what made the affluence and doing more of that? Quite basic, although not always applicable (the world does change). However, just to be a smartass, this email would make more sense if Quinn set out the exact steps found to have resulted in the alleged 11 month affluence. What he is proposing sounds like “praying and singing hymns in the valley”.
Morris Adams says
May 17, 2014 at 9:03 pmLOL!
Idle Morgue says
May 18, 2014 at 2:20 amScientology reached affluence by LIES, Extortion, Bribery, Conning, Deceit, Fraud and out right STEALING people’s money!
War Horse says
May 17, 2014 at 3:09 pmMike,
You had me at “Quinn the Eskimo”.
My respect for you grows daily…
Potpie says
May 17, 2014 at 10:46 pmNow I can’t stop humming that song.
Jose Chung says
May 17, 2014 at 2:58 pmExactly as LRH intended it to be.
That’s the COP OUT to smuggle in squirrel tech.
I would say Show me that in writing !!!
As bad as Top Nazi crim Fred Swartz ” DE Dinging is all LRH.
( SP’s use generalities to communicate)
Old School says
May 17, 2014 at 2:43 pmI can’t even begin to contemplate how far gone a person’s mental faculties have to be in order to read this tripe without laughing, snorting, etc. I look at the majority of people who are the target of this communication and they are people who are OLD timers. Who know how scientology has slumped into non-existence over the last two 2 1/2 decades. The opposite direction they are being told everyday.
NOLAGirl says
May 17, 2014 at 2:38 pmWell Quinn, on August 28, 2013 you said you needed money to get through this “last leg” of the journey to an Ideal Org.
http://www.mikerindersblog.org/still-more-ideal-org-insanity/
I guess this is the “last, last leg” then?
Morris Adams says
May 17, 2014 at 9:02 pmNew legs seem to be popping up all the time.
MJ says
May 17, 2014 at 2:17 pmQuinn, my consideration is you are being run by a jackass named David Miscavige and the only thing you are keeping working is the irrelevancy of a corrupted purpose.
Tony DePhillips says
May 17, 2014 at 2:15 pmQuinn Taufer is one of the most arrogant punks I have ever met. He is cut from the same cloth as the cobb, a sleazy con man.
Idle Morgue says
May 18, 2014 at 2:18 amAGREE ^ Tony – Quinn has been damaged by his ‘post’ of fraudulent fund razor! He is a total prick but a VFP for Scientology – he dramatizes a valence the young men in the tiny Org’s want to BE.