Comments on: Shermanspeak Contest Winner

By: pedrofcuk

pedrofcuk — Wed, 12 Oct 2016 20:30:15 +0000

“Welcome to the glory of the IAS, while for that matter, welcome to a glory surpassing any glory since we first pledged ourselves to mankind, and so, to hold these beliefs as self-evident—that whoever infringes on the rights of one, infringes on the rights of all; that those at the back of humanity’s line keep everyone waiting at freedom’s door; and, a failure to salute the lowest human being is a failure to salute humankind. But, in the same breath, we also pledged to recognize the magic in every living thing and thus, the majesty of the IAS. While beyond even that, let it be said you don’t make that kind of pledge unless you can live up to it, which, of course, we can. And, of which, you will be totally certain before this night is done.”

Ok, I cheated, this is really Dan Sherman!

By: Dawn

Dawn — Wed, 12 Oct 2016 12:24:53 +0000

In reply to Alice Graves. Yip!

By: outplay123

outplay123 — Wed, 12 Oct 2016 12:23:46 +0000

In reply to Alice Graves. And here I've been thinking that it is GAT 2 that was going to do it; or was it the basics?

By: Alice Graves

Alice Graves — Tue, 11 Oct 2016 22:03:04 +0000

The “average Joe or Jane, living blindly from day to day, trapped in their pedestrian goals, imprisoned by their own mundane, unimaginative and relentless quests for food, clothing and shelter” –

Sounds like everyone in the Sea Org!

By: Alice Graves

Alice Graves — Tue, 11 Oct 2016 18:01:16 +0000

My brain felt like a ping pong ball in a Chinese champion play off, but I got through the speech. Christ, no wonder scientologists are so messed up. Spirituality is just a big word salad to them – it engages only the mind and the ego, never the heart, never the soul.

Poor bastards, every one of them.

By: peggy

peggy — Mon, 10 Oct 2016 17:49:11 +0000

Please tell me to what great spiritual heights is your fearless leader aspiring to???? He is so busy scalping “worlds” to covet all his MEST that he could care less.
Listen folks, just send all your money to the church of DAVID and forget about the world, your leader sure has.

By: amulbunny

amulbunny — Mon, 10 Oct 2016 00:59:43 +0000

I am so confused.

By: aquaclara

aquaclara — Sun, 09 Oct 2016 20:51:16 +0000

I’m out of breath just reading that jibberishness of spew.
Take a bow, AnonDanWriter. And special thanks for the audience cues, which truly made me laugh.

By: thegman77

thegman77 — Sun, 09 Oct 2016 11:23:43 +0000

In reply to chuckbeatty77. Oh, please, DON'T give scientology another 10 years!!!

By: Nickname.

Nickname. — Sun, 09 Oct 2016 06:53:59 +0000

In reply to Infinitely More Trouble. When in doubt, make up yet another one, then use all three together in the same sentence. "The adverbial ecstasy of ventriloquy of meaning is an orgy of adverbs."