I am exhausted after working all day and well into the night, and this awful joke, probably one of the worst puns in the history of the world is making me laugh and I can’t stop 🙂

Fun facts:
*David Pecker is a great friend of Donald Trump and is protective of him.
*National Enquirer’s largest reading demographic is 65 and older.

1) Thanks. Glad to be out of Mormonism.
2) Re: COB and channeling LRH with copper rods. Is any lightning involved? I hope so. That would be fun to watch.

It was the complete and utter absurdity of reality (fantasy would be a better word) inside the bubble universe of $camology that made me burst out laughing.

“…constructed from the leavings of an alien genealogical experiment involving …”

Umm, “genealogical”? The study of family history. Spare me from morons.

Er, “…genealogical experiment involving Queen Grimhilde and Vlad the Impaler that went horribly wrong.”

Queen Grimhilde, the FICTIONAL evil queen from the Snow White story and assorted movies. That Queen Grimhilde? The aliens got her FDNA (Fictional Deoxyribonucleic acid) from a bit of the original manuscript of the Brothers Grimm “Grimm’s Fairy Tales” and then spliced it in with some of Vlad Țepeș DNA which just happened to be lying around somewhere. I think I’ll stop there…brain hurting…

Actually, the Pull It Out of Your Ass Rundown is still in its pilot phase while being fully researched by COB whilst channeling LRH via copper rods he grabs onto near the 9th hole of the Gold Base golf course.

However, IAS to the rescue!!! If you have pulled something out of your ass (like your last Success Story) and are feeling a little butthurt or acquired a chapped ass then this is for you.

https://otviiiisgrrr8.com/2018/06/19/scientology-butthurt-cream-for-pain-levels-of-2-0-or-greater/

PS congrats on recently extracting yourself from the Mormon cult. If you live in the western US you may want to read American Zion by Betsy Gaines Quammen. Fascinating insights into the pervasive influence of that cult that most folks are completely unaware of including most Mormon politicians.

Tell me again, how do you drill the Pull It Out Of Your Ass Rundown? Does it require twinning? Can I get the course pack for the rundown in PDF?

This is perfect! Considering posting it on my Facebook page and see if my friends still in Scamology, love that conned word!, will start realizing that people who have dabbed too long in it are a little bit, you know, bar crazy!

We really aren’t making this up. They acually *believe* that “stuff”. No wonder scns are so open to conspiracy theories, Anti-vax, and other anti-scientific fare. Next stop: Flat Earth.

Yea, Hubbard figured out the basis of a grand con game which he probably developed while he was in hardship. It figures that once he could project a theoretical thetan state of behavior with no proof and people would believe him he got more and more bold. It explains why he could claim to have been at Kant’s lectures in Germany in the 18th century and his followers would not question him. He made the off the wall statements. Actually you can find OT VIII in the link tape. It claims that entities control the universe. That is the same message on OT VIII. Then Hubbard could claim that he was the grand savior of the universe by destroying them. Waste of time and money. Only Mary Sue once believed him.