(paraphrase “Jerry Maquire”)

Jere the water temp at Atlantic City beaches reaches 75 in late summer. That NEVER happens in Santa Barbara

Many people have pegged “Battlefield Earth” as the worst movie ever made, including Rotten Tomatoes, IIRC. I’ve never gotten through to the end: Keep turning the DVR off in disgust. Worst script, worst acting, lighting, audio, makeup, and… Did it HAVE a plot?

exccla: If you think it’s cold water on the left coast, you ain’t been on the Jersey shore, where the water temps rarely get above 60. Suspect it’s about 50 degrees in the Atlantic City surf this month. You guys are wimps.

rah,rah, rah, sis, [fizzle], bah-humbug. Ain’t nuttin’ booming, Dwarfenführer.

So clever and funny!

Of course, in my self-puff piece here promoting to be the Dwarf’s Ideal Morgue Event Manager I have no idea how far the nearest beach to this m’orgue actually IS …oh well…I’ll just get the local OTs to CREATE a convenient beach…hmmm, details, details…
No worries, Sir! Just pay my fee in advance, and I’ll glow it right!

Similar here. My one thought was; You turn down the face of that monster and you die.

Lol: No it sure doesn’t, Jim.

Though I must say, its penny-wise and pound foolish of the Dwarf, though!

He should hire ME to stage this event.

I’d have an eclectic mixture of all ages, races and demographics. Gorgeous scenery.

I’d have them on the beach celebrating the opening – volleyballing, a band playing, dancing, mingling, sitting around and sunning, swimming (and yes OSD, SURFING.)

All age groups having a blast at the opening of First Cherch of Dave of Santa Monica.

The brief testimonials from the young, middle aged and seniors (even some in wheel chairs) would be believable and UNboring. I’d vary the tone levels. No Stepford Wife type crap. I’d make it VERY real.

It would be one hell of an opening.

All FAKE of course, but one hell of a show, which of necessity would have to be fake because the cult is way past the point of being ABLEto tell the truth about anything.

Money for gas? A Starbucks card? Puhleeez!

I’d have them picked up and driven to the thing, with cold drinks and snacks provided on the way in small, air conditioned buses with very comfortable seats, wifi, etc. And they’d be driven back, too. No charge. Easy-Peasy.

And I’d find a good organic caterer in the area and there’d be something for everyone.

EVERYONE would want to come.

Because I’d make it actually FUN.

A hell of a production and I’d charge the Dwarf PLENTY for it.

A blast!

🙂 Great minds, etc., OTD.