Literally on the ‘small’ loss.

Hello Mr Bell,
My viewpoint on the birthday game, and if I recall correctly, was that LRH was asked what he wanted for his birthday at one time. His reply was that all he wanted was for Sceintology to expand.

Thus was born the 5X birthday game.

If that game had been played, as it was in the beginning, with an eye to ‘delivery’ production stats and with ARC, good comm cycles and all the other basic products of Scientology then orgs would have expanded automatically.

The corruption occurred by forcing the attention onto money collecting and rewarding downstats whilst penalising upstats. The result being that real Scientologists, such as your good self, were forced out, and I use the word forced intentionally, whilst those that remained or came in are the less aware type that will happily hand over all their worldly goods to buy the toad a present when he is hauled off to his just deserts.

Personally I believe that his masters will not allow that distance to be run and he will be ‘eliminated’ when he ceases to be of use. A small loss.

😀

😀 Hallie!
Ed did post something today but it showed that he posted from Dunedin, Florida, not California. Interesting that too.

+1000

Perhaps we’ll find out tomorrow? Though the last I’d heard, he hadn’t retained counsel. It’ll be interesting to see who shows up at the hearing!

ROTFL!! My hubby and I had fun with this, thanks!

The San Diego Not So Ideal Org and the Boston Org sold too.

If they do need cash in a hurry, the Toronto Org on Yonge St sold to condo developers could get him a ton of cash quickly.

/popcorn

Ed Bryan
September 9
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, “Where am I, Cathy?”
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He’s twenty, much like your IQ.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
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And the best for last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.