Scientology PORN is videos and recordings of $ell-Ebb’s getting off their transgressions on tape or masterbating and how they did it.

Slappy Miscavige masterbates to that.

We have received your request to be hit by a bus.

You are too downstat at thsi time to approve your request.

To be able to be hit by a bus, you must:
Provide 2 children to the Sea Org.
Disconnect from everyone you know.
Becoming a Flatimus Titanium Pretentiousness IAS donor
Completing SRD 171 times
Doing the SuperPowers 42 times.

Then you can be hit by a bus. Please see the Reg (psst, she’s standing right behind you).

Yes, Bob and Trish, the ultimate Scientology power couple, made some significant donations to South African Idle Morgues. And I think we all remember the disgusting quid pro quo for those donations. Are the kids back home yet, Bob? Or are they still being minded ten thousand miles away from home?

Rhonda is now up to 95 views.

Didn’t Dave say there’s a sucker on Hollywood Boulevard every evening?

AF is a term used to describe the pose a person assumes when they have brain lock. It stands for ‘Aw Fuck!’

Makes sense – the Org can probably buy it on the cheap since practically no one uses it anymore.

Sorry Dude….against the rules to feed you a cognition. They’re crackin’ down ya know? Gotta be careful.

I think you need permission to be hit by a bus now

Yeah, absolutely! & some white-out correction fluid on the lips, just for fun!