Yes – more like the “Munsters”.

I was in St Paul for a financial convention and I went into it. It was soooooo CREEPY!

NO one was there.

I wonder how much money this is sucking out of David Miscavige’s “retirement” fund?

LOL

Fricken Hysterical Mephisto!

What a lovely song for the Howl-a-days….lol

The SP’s are HOWLING cuz the SP’s are winning.

Here is another favorite:

O Registrar!!

O Registrar ! O Registrar!
Your stats are due – tomorrow.
They were up last week…you bankrupted a man.
A million dollars in your hand.
O Regsitrar! O Registrar!
Your stats have crashed – such sorrow.

😛

Oh – you will die Fran Lebowitz….Ron is counting on that!

Smoke and Mirror’s Marketing…

Dog and Pony Show…

You are better off staying far, far away from $ciendollatry…and just pay your taxes!

Scientology – a Non-Profit Religious Casino where HOUSE always wins!

What I want to know is did El Con know in 1958 that there were 15,000 $camologist’s world wide in 2016. Ooh, messages from the future sent via tachyon beams, precognition, certain substances, nonlinear time sense (play theme from Twilight Zone here)?

Lil davey the savage must absolutely hate it when anyone even mentions that classic Elron policy. For the founder to have been that direct about it, yet to have lil davey take the cherch so hard in the exact opposite direction, must cause $cilons an almost head-exploding amount of cognitive dissonance.

But even if they can somehow not-is all that and just put on the blinders to get fully behind Command Intention, there’s still the small matter of the complete failure of the Ideal Org plan to boom $cn as promised. It’s been 10 years or more since some of these orgs went Ideal and nothing has really changed for them, except for a big increase in the utility bills and property taxes.

Elron was crystal clear about the most important thing being how much service $cn can provide, which means auditing and training. And in another classic policy letter, he spelled out exactly how progress toward clearing the planet was to be measured and kept track of over time: $cn’s key success stats are the number of well done auditing hours delivered and auditor training course completions.

So, to review: Hundreds of millions of dollars donated by parishioners have been spent on a completely off-policy real estate expansion, while the key stats measuring actual progress towards clearing the planet have crashed and burned…so, who’s your pocket-size SP Daddy here?

Nahingness, Iingness preferingness theingness titleingness “Theingness Havingness ofinness theinness Tookeningness.”