Comments on: Thursday Funnies

By: alcoboyy

alcoboyy — Thu, 09 Feb 2017 00:55:44 +0000

In reply to alcoboyy.

Hey! This stuff really works! I was watching the episode where the Clampetts go up to the penthouse in Mr. Drysdale’s bank and throw wads of cash out the window. When my BTs saw that, they went flying in all directions screaming like you wouldn’t believe! I think they were upset because Jed didn’t give the money to the IAS.
The Beverly Hillbillies: my route to OT!
Let’s give three cheers to Paul Henning!
Hip hip hooray!
Hip hip hooray!
Hip hip hooray!

By: alcoboyy

alcoboyy — Mon, 06 Feb 2017 23:27:43 +0000

That’s it, OSD! That’s what’s keeping me awake at night! My BTs are screaming at me! I need to go up the Bridge and go OT!
Naaaaah. I’ll just sit here and watch Beverly Hillbillies reruns.
Much cheaper.

By: OhioBuckeye

OhioBuckeye — Mon, 06 Feb 2017 00:48:53 +0000

In reply to Old Surfer Dude.

Thank you, Dude for the beautiful sentiment.

I’ve been catching up on all of the ‘conversations’ about being in PT. As a never-in and an old person I just got a scary thought; if I’m not here in PT, where the hell am I? ?

By: Leah

Leah — Sun, 05 Feb 2017 10:40:05 +0000

News flash Melissa Koel and Robert Whitlock are staff members. Dave Welch talking about OT III why? He was always removed and rarely if ever showed up to anything. Also I’m pretty sure he has been an OTIII for years and years.
This was typical of what I saw from this org. They couldn’t get any of the disaffected public to do anything so they would send long time staff members to do theses courses just to get the stat. Also they were under a lot of pressure to send people. The solution was to send staff. Why not they had no public to service.

By: cs

cs — Sun, 05 Feb 2017 02:54:35 +0000

In reply to Benjamin Johnson. Zimbabwe is a poor country but it is also a very corrupt country. There's going to be rich people who want to be told they deserve to be rich, and they're probably ripe for the fleecing. Or so Scientology hopes. In fact, that could be a good strategy for them. Go to all the kleptocratic nations and try to find a way in with the ruling elite. Most of those folks have more money, looted from their people, than they know what to do with. And, they'd find kindred souls in Scientology since Miscavige et al are cut from the same cloth.

By: rivercs

rivercs — Sat, 04 Feb 2017 14:59:46 +0000

Hi, Mike. I believe the photo of Ms Healey to be shopped (shopped?). Look at the lighting of her hair on the left side (of the photo, not her left). There’s something very set-off about it. Maybe she did get a certificate, but I think that photo is two photos merged together.

By: Dawn

Dawn — Sat, 04 Feb 2017 07:53:58 +0000

In reply to Mike Rinder.

“Flag’s blown students”

“Apparently there are a lot of them. Tut tut.”

For me, this is the greatest news of all.

By: unelectedfloofgoofer

unelectedfloofgoofer — Fri, 03 Feb 2017 22:42:43 +0000

In reply to Cecybeans. I swear Cecybeans that if a room has 82% men and 18% women I don't think it's split 50/50. I've been to WAY too many bars for that.

By: Benjamin Johnson

Benjamin Johnson — Fri, 03 Feb 2017 21:26:42 +0000

Wait, what? A seminar in Harare … Zimbabwe??? That country is a failed state. It has suffered countless financial meltdowns over the past few decades. They recently printed Zimbabwe dollars in trillion dollar denominations. MAYBE, just maybe, $cientology is really about helping people and NOT all about the money. Nah – just stupidity.

By: T.J.

T.J. — Fri, 03 Feb 2017 19:33:52 +0000

Ok last comment, I promise. :-p On the advertisement looking for a “twin” for someone to do the srd… why does Kathy end it with “BAM!!!!!” That’s so weird…and kind of scary.