URGENT – it’s NOT happening
Those super OT’s don’t seem to be making things go right. But you CAN always donate….
I assume this is ONLY for people who have NOT completed Grade 0…. And I wonder how Barbara Dews would do in a conversation with any commenter on this blog? Shrivel up and vanish no doubt.
OT IX for sale!
1985!!!! They sold him OT IX in 1985. THIRTY YEARS later and it’s STILL no closer to being available.
“These packages have a lot of value” ha ha ha ha
BTW anyone stupid enough to buy this from him deserves what will happen when they show up to actually try to enroll on OT VIII – “sorry, this package was for the OLD OT VIII, it’s not valid for the NEW OT VIII”
If you are so expert at postulating the future, how come scientology is vanishing from the face of the earth? OK, may be a bit harsh. How about that mission of yours? Why is it smaller today than it was 20 years ago?
“International Speaker” Bubbles Champagne…
She will train you to sell rugs on the side of the road. She doesnt want you muscling in on her lucrative (?) seminar business though.
Love the venue for this one….
That is one impressive success
Not really. It actually says absolutely nothing. This is the best they’ve got?
I am the only man in the history of the universe to find the road out. Even if I do say so myself…
It was an epic year
Bubbles is everywhere
She has to get that new promo shot used…
Good news, Orlando designs are “breathtaking” and will make it clear its a “spiritual site”… It will rival the Taj Mahal. Notre Dame.
One of the most beautiful buildings ever!
This is NOT hype.
More Humble Hubbard
Scientology can PROVE it can attain wisdom, good health and immortality. Love to see it.
They have to get the OTC Chairman to advertise for a twin for a single public person. Sad. And this is the biggest and most important “ideal org” on earth.
Man, would not want to miss this. Forget the briefing on the most important activity in the universe. John Bell and the Operators are in the house!
JAW Wins Award
Good to know he is being recognized for his great work letting the Twitterverse know firsthand just how crazy scientologists can be.
He must be in ethics trouble… This must be some sort of amends project. Maybe he has been told he is responsible for the death of Charmaine – his drug didnt prevent her cancer or something?
4 people showed up?
2 Trillion Dollars
And we are not getting enough of that cash obviously. But we are “capitalizing” on it….
More cowbell for AKNU.
They’re serious about getting that 2 trillion
Scientology Expansion in Dallas
Oxymoron. Nobody has found their way to that place in years…
Give us more money.
We are spending $25 million to build an ideal org but plan nothing to promote it. So, give us more money. Just look at the marvelous and effective campaigns that have been done for all the other “ideal orgs” and you will know what a great idea this really is!
Dan Sherman’s Wall Poster
This hangs in front of him as he pens COB’s speeches.
Should be a done deal once all those powerful beings get together and postulate as one.
I assume this meant to say Hogwarts… Obviously she is a real Harry Potter aficionado.
The wrong thing to do is nothing…
Correct. How about you do something to prevent human rights abuses right there in your org. They are happening every day.
Now, what does 62 million visitors have to do with an ideal org? They are NOT going to go on service in the org… Hell, they won’t even SEE it.
Flag’s blown students
Apparently there are a lot of them. Tut tut.
Proof of good health?
I thought there were supposed to be barrels outside the door for people to throw away their glasses and canes? Is this the proof he was talking about? A Clear in a wheelchair?
We finally had a completion!
Look out entertainment industry
This is apparently the new OCA. It’s free and whatever you find is your “weakness” “scientology can help you with that.”
Dan Sherman will be there, right?
It would not be a real competition without the Sherminator, his silver mullet and endless breathless sentences.
How generous can you get?
You only need to give us $37,500 to get your lapel pin that would ordinarily cost you $50,000. Just think about it, we are GIVING you $12,500 and a lapel pin. Can you imagine your good luck to be able to take advantage of us like this? It’s the most valuable lapel pin on earth, and you can virtually steal it from us with a small cash donation of just $37,500. And you can rip us off for even more if you want a trophy.