Top international business consultant? He obviously runs one of the MISFORTUNE 500 companies. A BIG name... Not new people... It's just friends and family you might be able to get to look at that dreck... Bring family and friends... And your wallet, check book, stock certificates and jewelry. You know, just like in DMSMH... No colds. Throw away your crutches and eyeglasses. Cure polio. Gain an eidetic memory. Yeah, just like that. I'm sure Ohio State is down with the Columbus Org CF... They are really desperate -- … [Read more...]
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Distinguished Speakers... Who cannot be named. You can bet this turnout is going to be YUGE. It's Monumental And it's from 10 years ago! And you know what the "next strategy" is that is going to be revealed? We need more of your money. Should be even YUGER... Flag public are going to be being harassed to attend this mercilessly. Some will show up to help keep Ethics and Regges at bay. Still, if they have 200 people it would be a miracle. Your Ideal Scene Well, I can imagine a few them would be thinking "how about … [Read more...]
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Perth IS going St Hill Size And we know that because... they said so! Should be enough for anyone to buy in. Still using photos from the ribbon yanking as there is nothing else happening there at all. As always, it's fundraising, fundraising and more fundraising... Gangsters seems like a very appropriate theme. Still baking cookies Why? Nobody is quite sure. But it seems like a good idea. They send their best OUT of the HGC? Nah, he is renowned for falling asleep in session. So he cannot take paying … [Read more...]
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We ARE going St Hill Size Just like the 150 other orgs that havent done it in 30 years. Not even all the "ideal orgs" though some have now been "ideal" for 15 years! But it IS happening in Auckland... Weirder and weirder The reason it's untold is because it's absolutely bonkers... Family Tragedy This is NOT going to turn out well for this family... And Columbus is really rocking -- they are so excited to promote that they have one guy who has done ONE DAY in the sauna... OMG. Stop the presses. The Oscars? More like the … [Read more...]
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We have a bit of a backlog, but due to traveling I have been unable to include ALL the funnies that have been sent in over the last couple of weeks. But still, plenty to bring a chuckle here... 2 Years of Nothing But if you're "tired of being ill" they will get you well in celebration of two years of stagnation. No 10X expansion to be seen here... Graduation with a "bonus" How to expand your business. WTF? Successful relationships Scientology's forte of course. No broken marriages or destroyed families in scientology... … [Read more...]
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There are a lot of postulates happening this week... Reg Event When an event is put on by the FSC Office -- you know it is for only ONE purpose. This makes sense... To nobody. Let's make Brisbane ideal -- because we are proud of a dingo fence? You know this would be the same reason Adelaide and Canberra should be ideal. They too are protected by the same fence... Clear the dingos! Come as your alternate identity Wow. Talk about out of valence... No reason for them But as Ron says, letters out = Gross Income. So, we will just … [Read more...]
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The "group" above all... This encapsulates "scientology think" in two sentences. Chris Music? Bet it was amazing. Who is he? World and Latino music... And regges. Lots of regges. Always a great way to ring in the New Year. CO WISE Speaks I thought WISE was a "secular" organization? Hell, they go to GREAT lengths to claim the "technology" they insert into businesses is NOT religious. Because that would get them sued... Yet here he is, "Mr. WISE" selling Clear, Dianetics and whatever else at "church" of scientology … [Read more...]
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Anything to get anyone to come... Christmas cheer. Kids means adults. Adults mean reg prospects. Celebrate the holidays Give to US. The Chan Man If you didn't see the leaked video of his talk on Tony Ortega's site, you missed something. What a wackadoodle! And scientology apologists claim they DON'T promise superhuman powers... Flag must be desperate -- they are giving away dinner and have some FSM doing their pitches for them. Hubbard is spinning in his figurative grave. The All White Durban event? Not really in good … [Read more...]
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Wait, you are a Cause Resurged Super Powerful Being... And you need to go on Facebook to find a job? Do it for Ron! Venue to be announced... Target 2 perhaps? The real magic of Christmas... Apparently to be unveiled in a concrete parking lot? Experience the Truth of Your Existence Does anyone have ANY idea what this means? Perhaps this is being delivered on the front porch to infinity... The Art of Living? Pay $25 to hear the lead singer of the Jive Asses (an SO Member) tell you all about how to live life? Put you kids … [Read more...]
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Starting to load up on the Christmas pitches. It's so odd that scientology jumps on the Christmas bandwagon when they do not believe in Jesus Christ. Well, not really. Anything to get “bodies in the shop” for the Regges. Upcoming Ideal Org? One of their tech staff completed the Student Hat at Flag. Yippee... they will be clearing KC in a matter of mere decades now. Well, if there was anyone who was ever at cause... It would be the D/In Charge of telling people "Thank you, keep running" at Flag. It's a tough job watching people run around in circles all … [Read more...]