Well, if you're so good at this... How about generating ANY expansion in ANY org ANYWHERE? Kevin Wilson was touted as the person who was taking over Valley Org. That place is deader than a doornail. Why not go there and prove you can accomplish anything? No commissions? Bring a blanket... A picnic basket, friends, family and MOST IMPORTANT -- your credit cards and check books. All of them. The Raiders of the Empty Bank Balance will be part of the double feature. Remember, nothing is free in scientology. Secret location... This is a … [Read more...]
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Showing the world how it's done... Seriously? The same 6 orgs in Australia since the 1960's -- half of them are "ideal" and the other 3 virtually don't exist. That's how it's done? Curiosity? We didn't think so... Wonder how much goes to the Sheriff's Dept? $5 to the PAL and $100 to Winter Wonderland? For nothing they get to use the Sheriff Dept name... There's no free lunch in scientology Be forewarned, this IS a reg event. This is too... An "intensive" of humanitarians... Now they have half … [Read more...]
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Interesting, there seem to b as many, if not more, pitches for people to join staff this week than give money. A first ever. They must be feeling the pinch. After all, there has not been a St Hill Size org made for decades, and the ones they announced previously have all shrunk... Dinner and a show The Ft Harrison is obviously empty -- the numbers on Super Powerz and the Running Around a Pole Rundown have shrunk from even their original small number as they have chewed through all existing scientologists on earth. Soon they will be offering paid seminar weekends … [Read more...]
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Really? "The best in the world"? Chan Man He's winning -- by taking your money! Should be interesting My guess -- no impact at all. Anywhere on anything... A field trip? Wow, you can go harass people for fun. Imagine how much "entheta" these people are going to hear knocking on doors of people who haven’t been near an org in years. Your role in Global Dissemination Absolutely nothing... Yuck Get their start on the Bridge... Tell Psychiatrist their time is up! Yeah, except there are MANY … [Read more...]
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This week seems to have a lot of "Why I donated" items. Maybe stats are down on the ideal org/IAS front? In that regard, I repeat the notice I first posted yesterday: NOTICE I am interested in hearing from anyone who has given money to scientology and suffered financial hardship/crises as a result, and especially if you then tried to get to get your money back and were unable to do so. Please write to me at knowledgereports@hushmail.com with the following information: How much money in total you gave Which orgs you gave it to The consequences for you and/or … [Read more...]
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“Our strategy to a whole new level!” The squirrel buster in charge is hosting a fundraiser! And that world without psychiatry? It’s way closer to a world without scientology... Really? From an alley... who had this brilliant idea? 40 years of nothing And now they think giving money is going to accomplish something. It's a festival Desperate for anyone to show up for anything... Bring in the outsiders... Flag public seem to be the only ones left to support these "ideal" orgs. Oh, and the kids... Love those … [Read more...]
Thursday Funnies on Saturday
Look out world! I guess this is a new scheme for an event announcement. Buying a building in DC for Applied Scholastics. Maybe they can get Hanan Islam out of jail to do for this program what she did for Clearwater and Los Angeles. Plagiarism "Off the crossroads of the world" is for the Freewinds, it's not supposed to be a good thing for a Class V org!! And "you can have it all" is Melbourne's pitch. Get original Auckland. Mark Bunker where are you? Wonder who they will try to throw out of "their" block party? This is research? "apparently" … [Read more...]
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Huh? All you know from this poster is they will be asking for money... The point being? Give us your money of course. Better off sticking with the first 5 words After that, it's just about taking your money. It's vitally important news You need to give us more money. Not so much... But REALLY concerned about whether downtown Clearwater has any future at all How to be unstoppable Brought to you by the people who cannot get anyone to come to their ship even though it's the only place in the universe where the first … [Read more...]
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Only $25... ...to find out how an episode on the CSN came about. Half price status... Always a good buy. And what was the "Victory"?? They still need to "ensure" they complete their construction target. So the victory was convincing people to show up for yet another fundraiser? Are you ready? They're still getting ready? Surely they are now overwhelmed with people flooding into the orgs (haha) Part Time $1000/week... Yeah, sure. If you buy this line you deserve everything you (don't) get. Not very convincing Something … [Read more...]