Excitement? Not really. Pain. Poverty. Futility. For once I agree Go to the beach. The cliffs. Take a bike ride. Those, and the people and music and beer are all great reasons to visit Ireland. Stay the hell away from the "ideal" org... They don't even mention the org so they know what is real. It will blow you out of your seats You can be more causative, powerful and expand as a being. Just by attending this event and giving us your money.... Send those kids for a shot of measles Tip of the spear What happened to … [Read more...]
Thursday Funnies on Saturday
My apologies -- had a very busy week and was flying all day on Thursday to get home. I just couldn't manage these in time. Remember -- this was the biggest event ever! Seems they rounded up 15 or so people and got a few dressed in Star Wars costumes to fantasize about saving the universe with light sabers. Then they asked them to give real money to save the universe. Fiction writing magic And of course, fiction writing has NOTHING to do with scientology... At least that’s what they tell the contestants. The best they've got Not much happening … [Read more...]
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Envoy Extraordinaire This is all they get for a few million? A crappy certificate? No bowling trophy? And "Representing LRH to the world"? With a hall they will never get built? Movies? For free? They must be showing the Way to Happiness movies... Or some other propaganda from scientologyTV... And "pre-mother's day" means what? Joining the Sea Org Don't do it! This car is your best means of escape when you need to.... The end of the mystery Solved! We just need more of your money. Hear from "guest speakers" and "multiple humanitarians" -- … [Read more...]
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Realized? They must have a VERY different definition. Perhaps they have finally "realized" that they are NEVER going to make any inroads into anything.... This seems appropriate for once... And A mentalist and illusionist. Will fit right in with the delusionists.... After 40 years... He FINALLY learned how to study. I guess this "tech" wasn't so great. It couldn't help this guy for all those years. Amazing what these enforced “success” stories reveal. Oh Wow 3 Clears in 2 weeks That is their quota for the year done... Even … [Read more...]
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And when it's done? There will be NO excuse for why California is not cleared right? Actually, according to this, NorCal and SoCal should ALREADY be cleared because they are "all ideal". It's made a BIG difference... This seminar will change your life... He's been doing this schtick for decades. Nothing has changed. This is a seminar for all scientology orgs... Perhaps she could begin with grammar and spelling for the staff that make the org promo? But you have to ask, what is SO successful about Denice? Anyone ever seen her in anything other … [Read more...]
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First, thank you so much for the quite overwhelming volume of good wishes on the occasion of my birthday yesterday. There is no way I could respond to everyone individually or even "like" or "heart" everything. It was extremely gratifying to know how many people out there have my best interest at heart. It's GREATLY appreciated. Scientology TV This was a BIG topic this week. The "new season" launched with 6 new episodes of the same old infomercials. The real torture is trying to watch the ridiculous spin they repeat 24/7 in a loop of lunacy. The Jive … [Read more...]
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Come up to present time... You can't even be a cause point to get your derelict building renovated after a decade? So you are going to rely on the fact that some ships sailed from your harbor hundreds of years ago to cross the Atlantic with people fleeing religious oppression to explain how you “are doing it” now? Delusion. And what exactly is all? A bellhop vest? Momentus. Forever marked in Manchester history... Get over yourselves. Anyone can rent a room at the football stadium. BobbleRinder could hold a more significant event … [Read more...]
Thursday Funnies on Saturday
A bit delayed due to the news of the shooting in Inglewood Org. The victim/perpetrator must have been a scientologist as Eddie Parkin and the STAAD League have not taken to Twitter to blame The Aftermath for inciting the "hate crime". Their top story is still the Christchurch massacre. Eddie seems to go into hibernation when there are no new episodes of The Aftermath airing (which speaks volumes about the actual reason they exist...) Disaster Response Training In other words, instructions on how to hand out WTH, pick up trash and do nerve assists. What does this … [Read more...]
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An evening that will change your life... Barbara Rubio? Seriously? I dont know these other women but "hearing what it's like to be up both sides of the Bridge" must be some sort of code for "don't end up like me" The Warriors... All 3 of them. Under the guidance of a full time Sea Org mission. Wow. Still using Brutus I suspect this is about as far from what Brutus wants as possible.... I guess these really ARE the only 3 people they can round up. I can grant you personal immortality... Ermmm, I thought that was a given? Begs the … [Read more...]
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Top international business consultant? He obviously runs one of the MISFORTUNE 500 companies. A BIG name... Not new people... It's just friends and family you might be able to get to look at that dreck... Bring family and friends... And your wallet, check book, stock certificates and jewelry. You know, just like in DMSMH... No colds. Throw away your crutches and eyeglasses. Cure polio. Gain an eidetic memory. Yeah, just like that. I'm sure Ohio State is down with the Columbus Org CF... They are really desperate -- … [Read more...]